domenica 16 ottobre 2016

3rd Letter to the Corinthians.

Hi Corinthean brothers,
Paul is such a wanker!

Check him out HERE.

Did you notice how his script changes from black to blue? Well, let me tell you, that's a sign of the Devil if ever I've seen one!

God, (a handy explanative) he calls me a soak! Actually I blame Jesus for turning water into wine. I mean, he could have turned into fruit juice or anything else.
I've heard a rumour that Paul never washes his hands, except unwittingly when he dips them in holy water at church. Dirty little Roman! In italia he'd be called un ragazzaccio.
Don't underestimate how much suffering could have been avoided if Jesus had told everyone (back in his time) about acetaminophen - ha ha, I'm using big words like that wanker Paul! I mean, he obviously knew the recipe because, as the son of god, he knew everything past and future.
That's just cruel - to hold back that knowledge. Think of all the suffering children. He would probably just say he was testing their faith. That's sick.
Anyway, I must be off because I have a bass bagging site to run.
One final note - don't be sucked in by Paul's silly ideas. Also, wine can kill bacteria in your mouth, so a few glasses will do nothing but good.

Richard (of RBB)

5 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

It must be exhausting running a bass bagging site.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Yes, it is.

Geremy ha detto...

LOL. That's why I love you guys.

ex-Clive ha detto...

Thanks for that. I've long been a regular imbiber of wine, guided by Paul's advice about it being good for my stomach and mine oft infirmities. (Although those infirmities sometimes seemed to get worse after imbibing wine.)

But now I know wine also kills bacteria in my mouth, I'll double my intake.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

You heard it here first ex-Clive.