Not much to write, so here's a good joke I read on a social media site...
A German couple has a son but, at five years, he still hasn't spoken a word. Naturally they are worried and take him to the doctor. The doctor says (obviously in German) that he appears to be in perfect health. The parents are mystified and life goes on with the child not speaking.
Suddenly one night at the dinner table, when he is past his seventh birthday, the boy says (obviously in German),
"The strudle is tempid."
The parents are delighted and ask him why he has never spoken before.
The boy replies, "Until now everything has been satisfactory."