domenica 6 agosto 2017

John and Herman sit on the couch.

John and Herman had been friends for many years. They had done a lot together. When there was nothing much to do they would sit on Herman's couch.


It was a comfortable couch - like the one above, only green. John always sat on the right hand side. I mean his right hand side. If he was sitting on the above couch, he'd look like he was on the left to anyone reading this but, in reality, he would be on the right. 
Herman always sat on the left hand side. I mean his left hand side. If he was sitting on the above couch, he'd look like he was on the right to anyone reading this but, in reality, he would be on the left. 
I hope you're not having too much trouble imagining the above couch being green. You can make John and Herman look however you like. I'm sure they won't mind. That's if they really exist. 
Some stories are true and some are made up. I'm going to leave you to decide whether or not this story is made up. Just remember to bear in mind that, if the story is made up, it won't really be true either about what side of the couch they sat on. You will have to go back in your mind and delete that bit from your memory. It could possibly be easier just to believe that this story is true, which it could be; or maybe not.

6 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Too hard. I think I'll just go back to believing the bible. It's easier.

Robert ha detto...

I'm saying it is false because if they were really friends one would have sat in the middle!

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

That's called getting intimate. John and Herman wete just platonic friends. Though we could all be wrong.

Anonimo ha detto...

he he wete!

Brooklyn girl

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Oops, I meant 'were'. Ah language!

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Yes Ah language might be OK for the Ahrians but we speak English here. Sharpen up.