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You've got to give it to Robert for one reason - it confuses the shit out of The Curmudgeon.
The Curmudgeon's first question is always, "Who upset Robert?"
What he fails to understand is that Robert operates his blog like any good Roman Catholic should.
He simply follows a series of steps:
- He writes a post.
- He reads it and realises that, like anything touched by original sin, it is not perfect.
- He confesses his sin (of writing an imperfect post).
- He receives absolution by deleting the post.
A sign was offered to The Curmudgeon a few years back when he wrote his now famous post about a chair blowing over.
He claimed to have survived a storm. A storm where a piece of outside furniture blew over.
Well, I have news for The Curmudgeon...
THAT'S NOT MUCH OF A STORM!
If The Curmudgeon were a man of God he would have seen his sin of writing a post about basically nothing and deleted it.
This sort of post happens quite frequently at The Curmudgeon Inc. We, at The Bass Bagging Hexagram, have a built in safety device against writing pointless posts or erring on religious matters.
He's called Angry Jesus.
All those Curmudgeons need to make more regular visits to Angry's blog. That way they might be saved. At least we readers would be saved from pointless blog posts.