sabato 17 marzo 2018

Instructions for the children.




Okay, Robert and The Curmudgeon, I'll be out for a while tonight but will be signing in later to check on what you both have been up to.

Here are the rules while I'm gone:
  1. Go easy on the wine. Yes, that means both of you and includes any sly beer drinking.
  2. Give each other a comment or two, but none that need to be deleted tomorrow. Be nice.
  3. Don't discuss religion. You both know that no one is prepared to lose that argument.
  4. Don't tell the other one to fuck off and don't say fuck you.
  5. Just be nice to each other.
Remember that I WILL BE BACK LATER and I don't want to come home to boys not speaking or blogs deleted.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

3 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

No problem.
Enjoy your night out 'Dad'.
Remember to play only Irish tunes and that as the evening goes on audiences at St Patrick's day events get drunker and drunker. The advice about not saying 'Fuck off' and 'Fuck you' will particularly apply in this situation. You are a handsome guy (as reported by a befuddled Petone Ponderer when she bumped into you in a supermarket (or a bottle store)) but I don't think that a fiddle jammed up your arse will look so good. Just saying.

Re commenting on Robert's blog - 'Nay Chance dancer' said someone in the film 'Trainspotting'

Re saying 'Fuck you' on a blog comment? See the above sentence.

Robert ha detto...

Robert sneaks into Peter's bedroom and takes his lead toy soldiers and sets them up in the corridor. He then builds a catapult and fires marbles as they advance.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

"Robert sneaks into Peter's bedroom and takes his lead toy soldiers and sets them up in the corridor. He then builds a catapult and fires marbles as they advance."

Kind of makes sense. I take it from that that Robert has lost his marbles.