Okay, our long time readers will know that, way up north, The Curmudgeon has had an outside living area for quite a long time. Hey, it has even had to weather a few vicious devastating mild storms.
I decided it was time we moved into this elite group of people with an outside living space.
I already owned four little white stools that I had bought to put some amplifiers on for a gig, so all I really needed was a table. Fortunately, I found one that came with assembly instructions - hey, these things can be difficult to put together without precise instructions. I was lucky.
I was careful to follow the instructions slowly and carefully.
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| The first job was to identify the parts. |
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| One of the parts (Part 1) needed to be opened. |
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| The other part (Part 2) had to be placed on top of it. |
After a bit of a struggle, I finally got it all together.
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| With two of our white stools (we can seat four). |
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| And from another angle - a good place to put a glass of Cleanskin, as well as your reading glasses. Plenty of room for all! |
We have certainly moved up the social ladder by quite a few steps!
Ciao tutti.
"With two of our white stools (we can seat four".
RispondiEliminaMaybe but two of those people will be forever in danger of tumbling off the patio into the garden.*
* Maybe that's the idea to get rid of unwanted guests.
I actually said, "With two of our white stools (we can seat four)."
RispondiEliminaNotice the difference?
No.
RispondiEliminaAnd I suggested that there isn't room for another two people on seats around that table unless two of them end up in the garden.
Sheesh!
Shoosh!
RispondiEliminaNice outdoor living space - it'll be just the thing for summer.
RispondiEliminaHave you considered having a swimming pool installed?
I guess the same can be said for toilets as well.
RispondiEliminaDon't be a bitch TC.
RispondiEliminaThere you go.
RispondiEliminaWhere did I go?
RispondiElimina"Where did I go?"
RispondiEliminaOff on a tangent?
To la la land?
Off your rocker?
I don't know but, ultimately we know that you're going to Hell.*
* Robert told me.
"Off on a tangent?
RispondiEliminaTo la la land?
Off your rocker?"
At least I don't fall down banks at golf courses Matey.
This post is past its use-by date.
RispondiEliminaWhere does it say that?
RispondiEliminaWell, it stinks for a start.
RispondiEliminaCould be reindeer poo you're smelling.
RispondiElimina"Reindeer Poo Fragrance Oil - Don't worry- it smells much different than the name implies ! Notes of pine, eucalyptus, apples, pears and cedarwood lay on background notes of vanilla, geranium and patchouli."
RispondiEliminaNo, definitely not that.