No, actually, this is Peter now.
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| Before a haircut. |
This is Father Patrick,
but the grinning priest doesn't really belong in this post.
This is a condom vending machine.
The type that are found in Catholic church shops.
Yes, they do like to sell you stuff in Catholic churches.
This is Peter again.
No, hang on, that's not Peter.
This is Peter.
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| The day he bit his lip. |
Peter is on my back a lot lately for not doing posts with lots of pictures.
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| Naughty me! |
In our blogging community Peter is like God,
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| God dresses in mysterious ways. |
and Robert is like his king on Earth.
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| This will probably make Robert chuckle. |
Trainsubstation is when we eat the body and drink the blood of Peter.
If we don't*, we go to Blog Hell!
Yes, that's right, Blog Hell is run by The Wine Guy.
Okay, you might think that this post is a load of shit but, if you don't like it, go read the 'TRANSALPINE TRIP' series over on The Curmudgeon's blog.
Ciao tutti.
* or if we don't post enough or skimp on pictures












Well done. You might be in line for 1 million years worth of indulgences.*
RispondiElimina*Ask Robert for details - he knows all about that weird Catholic shit.
I think that this post is a load of shit.
RispondiEliminaQuesto commento è stato eliminato dall'autore.
RispondiEliminaQuesto commento è stato eliminato dall'autore.
RispondiEliminaOops!
RispondiEliminaMe too, I think that this post is a load of shit.
RispondiEliminaTrent Horn.
I think that this post is a load of shit and I should know - I'm a proctologist and I recognise shit when I see it.
RispondiEliminaSome good comments!
RispondiEliminaRichard (of RBB)
Well done Richard (of RBB)! I'm a thinking kind of guy and I can see that this post has been a huge hit! You never disappoint.
RispondiEliminaPhillip Edward Nis
Loved the post! Keep it up!
RispondiEliminaTent Horn
I do.
RispondiEliminaThat's why they call me Tent Horn.
Tent Horn
“Fuck ‘em” I say.
RispondiEliminaThe the why does the the The Cur the the mudgion get so the the angry?
RispondiEliminaThe The The Guy
Because he only has 2 regular readers.
RispondiEliminaRichard (of RBB)
Miriam Webster dictionary says:
RispondiEliminaRegular
(noun)
1: one who is regular such as
a: one who is usually present or participating
especially a long-standing regular customer
b: one who can be trusted or depended on
a party regular
c: a player on an athletic team who usually starts every game
d: one of the regular clergy
e: a soldier in a regular army
2: something of average or medium size
especially : a clothing size designed to fit a person of average height.
They missed the obvious - someone who isn't constipated and, although full of shit, manages to expel it 'regularly'. Yep, that sounds like those 'regular readers' alright.
QUITE DAY UP NORTH
RispondiEliminaNo, quiet.
RispondiEliminaOops! Still, it gives me another couple of comments.
RispondiEliminaThis post has been so popular.
RispondiElimina..
RispondiElimina''
RispondiElimina//
RispondiElimina,,
RispondiElimina25 comments!
RispondiElimina2 + 10 + 14 comments!
RispondiElimina14 × 2
RispondiEliminaVentinove
RispondiEliminaثلاثين
RispondiEliminaThirty
RispondiEliminaOops, I missed the number 27, but 31 now. I feel proud!
RispondiEliminaI think you’re just feeling yourself.
RispondiEliminaI just thought I’d bugger up the comment count and render your next post meaningless.
RispondiEliminaNot that it was very difficult.
RispondiEliminaOh wekk!
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