Okay, okay, I know there are red apples, but I'm talking about the stuff that is white and is inside the apple. Though I suppose the colour might change if you added a chilli, or two, or three, or four, or five, or more!
Anyway, have a look at this.
Hang on, let's go in a bit closer.
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Yes, it's apple sauce - made by Barker's - but some idiot has added chilli. I think it must be used by August 24th., but it doesn't say which year.
What sort of an idiot would add chilli to apple sauce?
We know the answer...
It's that blogger whose name starts with 'The' and contains the word 'mud'.
You can look him up on our LINKS service.
Ciao.
I heard of a blogger whose name contains the word ass.
RispondiEliminaMust be American.
RispondiEliminaRBB
I think that he just thought that the tomatoes were too hot.
RispondiEliminaRBB
3G witticisms. Set at a level reachable by the largest audience.
RispondiEliminaI was sitting in a bar, having a quiet drink and The Curmudgeon walked in. He said, "Can I join you?"
RispondiEliminaI replied, "Why? Am I falling apart?"
He was from 3P and looked bewildered.
Then he said, "I was in 3P in 1966. I know a few Latin phrases. Mea culpa."
I replied, "Better Latin never."
He looked confused and got up and left.
RBB
What were you doing in that bar Roberto?
RispondiEliminaDid anyone call you Rubber Toe, as they often do in Wainui?
RBB
The 1940s are calling. They want their jokes back.
RispondiElimina