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 Shelley said to me this morning, among other things, "They're expecting snow down south."

I replied, "That's like putting on a show."

She replied, "How come?"

I replied, "Snow business like show business."

Robert laughs.

Listen HERE.

Okay, okay, I'm not going to use up all my fabulous jokes at once. That'll have to do you for today.

It's a wet morning in Wainuiomata, where the girls are smarter.

Talking about girls, my daughter turns 40 in a couple of weeks. She's throwing a party and wants people to dress with a bit of style.

No problem for me.

After all, Style is my middle name!

The hat cost $6 at Pete's Emporium. It said on the label, "Size fits most."

At speech time I'm going to tell the story of the song I wrote called 'Nefanie'.

Nefanie was her first attempt, as a little one, to say her name, Stephanie.

HERE.

When she was a teenager, we were living in Tauranga. One morning I was doing some bass practice and she came out to sit in front of the heater. It was a cold morning. I was practising her tune. I said to her, "I wrote this tune for you."

She thought for a moment and then replied, "One of these mornings, if you don't shut up, someone's going to break that bass."

True story.

Well, I'll leave you there for today. I've heard that Peter intends to write a post this morning. I'll go and have a look.

Ciao.

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