It's the Moera way.

 

Hi, me again, P.Eater.

Still decluttering in Kaitaia. A bit of excitement though, I was tidying up the spare room and I found a couple of bottles of Cleanskin wine.

Made from the best pumpkins grown locally, giving this fabulous wine a definite pumpkin taste with a dirt aftertaste. The skins have been removed from the pumpkins used, as have their seeds.

                                                                                         Kaitaia Wine Shop

I was chatting with Robot about this and he gave me a few tips about Moera wine customs. The favourite wine in Moera is Cleanskin Chardon, but the locals call it 'Hardon'. They also refer to Cleanskin wine as 'Forskin'.

They sound like a humerous lot and I wonder how my few jokes will go there. Robot said something about it being better if I wear a gang patch. I'm getting a t-shirt made up that will say, "Have you got a Hardon?"

Robot thinks I will blend in well. He said he'd take me to the Presbyterian church so that I can meet some of the locals. He thought a collar and tie might go down better than my t-shirt at church. I could always get something printed on my tie. 'Forskin' maybe?