lunedì 18 dicembre 2017

Swift Justice.

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Gardener down!

Now The Curmudgeon will have to get
off his bum and mow his own lawns.

It has just come to our notice that Baxter has completed a swift solo raid and it appears that the man known as Gardener 2 will not be pruning roses for quite a long time.


8 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Gardiner' cousins will avenge this.

That's for damn sure!

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

The Old Girl just told me I have to drive her to the bus station soon ( not RBB's bus station - a real one that's in good working order).

Vengeance will have to wait until later in the afternoon and will likely be assisted by Taylor's Jarraman Chardonnay. It'll be dreadful ( the vengeance, not the Chardonnay).

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

That's Gardiner with an 'e'.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

I'm shivering in my boots.


THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Better put some socks on then.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

The 'Not' joke was exposed for its patheticness in the film Borat.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

I'm telling Lynn that you spend a lot of time making up blogging characters while she's away working.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

No, no no.

The Curmudgeon has been around for a long time.
Humbert for at least a couple of years and Reacher, well Reacher seems to have been there forever.

Good news! The three of them have teamed up to sort out your characters ....oops, shouldn't have said that.