|You can't teach an old dog new tricks.|
TOILET USE SHEET
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There is a pen on a string attached – please wash your hands thoroughly before touching the pen.
Full Name Time In Time Out Purpose of Visit
Note: The toilet spray on the window ledge is not there for decoration. Please use it and please use as much as you need.
He said that, at the time of using the main toilet, he had yet to find an alternative.
|So what does this picture, this selfie, tell you?|
- The Curmudgeon has had a few Chardonnays and probably started going on a bit about different tastes he was experiencing. It looks like his hosts have seated him outside and have gone inside to talk with Lynn.
- The hosts have taken the bottle back inside in an attempt to slow him down.
- He's not in the photo.
This is The Curmudgeon's first attempt at a selfie and, not having a selfie stick, he has got up to take the photo - a common mistake for men of his age.
The Curmudgeon, we can't see you!
This is a photo of where you were sitting. For all we know anyone could have been sitting there. For a selfie to work YOU'VE GOT TO BE IN THE PHOTO!
Ah well, it's good to know that there are plenty of toilets where he is staying.