venerdì 27 aprile 2018

So, there you are, we now have a set of rules.

Angry Jesus gave them to the only known living descendant of Moses - Paul Smith from Taihape.

Paul Smith
Until being approached by Angry Jesus Mr Smith was unaware that he was the only known living descendant of Moses.
He reportedly said, "This is all a bit of a surprise but, no worries, I'm happy to receive these commandments on behalf of bloggers."
Mr Smith is currently living in a flat in Naenae and works in a menswear store in Lower Hutt. It is not known if he has had religious instruction or if he regularly attends church. The two concrete slabs will be stored at Richard's Bass Bag.*

In the first print run Angry Jesus got the language wrong.


Lest we forget they are reprinted here:

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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

                        OF BLOGGING

1. ANGRY JESUS IS YOUR GOD AND HE WON’T TOLERATE OTHER GODS OR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE TOO IMPORTANT.

2. LOVE ANGRY JESUS AND DON’T CARVE IMAGES OF OTHER PEOPLE – THERE’S JUST NO POINT IN DOING THAT. BUY A MAGIZINE IF YOU WANT TO SEE IMAGES.

3. NO JOKES ABOUT THE ‘ANGRY JESUS’ NAME PLEASE AND DON’T USE IT TO SWEAR.

4. SATURDAY IS A BUSY DAY FOR BLOGGING. RESPECT IT AND REMEMBER THAT TOO MUCH WINE MIGHT MAKE EDITING NECESSARY ON SUNDAY.

5. LOOK UP TO AND ADMIRE RICHARD’S BASS BAG BECAUSE IT IS THE ORIGINAL BASS BAGGING SITE.

6. DON’T SWEAR AT OTHER BLOGGERS AND GO EASY ON THE POETRY.

7. DON’T DELETE ALL YOUR BLOG POSTS AND THEN START UP AGAIN UNDER ANOTHER NAME.

8. DON’T STEAL IDEAS FOR POSTS FROM OTHER BLOGGERS.

9. DON’T MAKE UP SHIT THAT A BLOGGER DIDN’T ACTUALLY SAY.

10. DON’T COVET ANOTHER BLOGGER’S WINE OR BEER, NOR HIS COMPUTER, NOR HIS OUTSIDE FURNITURE.
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* the original bass bagging site

2 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

You commented on the latest The Curmudgeon Express post: "A bit of recycling here. No new stories at The Curmudgeon Ink?"

I suggest that this post is padded as much as a comfy chair. 'Inc' is spelled wrong as well.

Robert ha detto...

Magazine. No one's perfect.
Wait a minute Jesus is.
Alarm bells.
What happened to Love?
Did not Jesus do away with all the rules and introduced the concept of love, tolerance, there's always a third thing, self deprecation!