Gsus. Christ!

 Gsus walked into a barbeque where his friends saw him and approached. 

"Is that really you?" asked D7b9. "There's something peculiar going on."

"Oh, that's probably because a lot of people refer to me as Gsus4, but the only difference that makes it that my C is exposed."

"Well, we could have mistaken you for Gsus2.' said Am7b5. "Come and have something to eat. 

Gsus chose a piece of fish, a slice of bread, a small baked potato and a sausage roll. At this point his friends were relieved to know that it was in fact Gsus4. They really had it sussed now.

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Gsus was back among them, after having been 'murdered' by a group of rock musicians who like to just shove chords anywhere. Gsus liked to resolve onto a G chord. 

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Gsus knew that some Classical musicians had been praying for guidance and believed that the answers existed in what they called four part harmony. This was just a system that existed at a certain point in time and rules, like having no consecutive fifths, did not matter anymore.

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Everyone at the barbeque knew that there was no chord called Dvine nor Evine, for that matter.

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Gsus chatted to a minor chord about resolutions, but the minor chord was disinterested. Gsus even tried to talk about voicings with just a 3rd and a 7th. "Poor old minor chords." thought Gsus, "They are far too interested in heading towards a dominant 7th chord. Why won't they try a tritone substitution?"

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