Come on, are you up for it?
Let's find out...
1) Finish this lyric...
"Way out west, they got a nameFor rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's joe and
They call the wind _________"
2) Spell these famous composers' names correctly...
Handle _______________
Mozrat _______________
Depussy ______________
Hi then _______________
3) Which musical interval tries the hardest? _____________
4) Why do violin teachers often go blind? _________________
5) What instrument does Father Woodcock like to play in church? ______________
6) In the year 648,000BC a caveman named Uggg wrote the first known love song. What did he use to accompany himself? ________________
7) What sound did Bach's dog make? __________________
8) What is the range of a set of bagpipes? _________________________________________
9) How do you know if there's a drummer at your front door? ____________________________________________
10) How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? ___________________________________________________________
1) Finish this lyric...
RispondiElimina"Way out west, they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's joe and
They call the wind __THE CHOIR_______"
2) Spell these famous composers' names correctly...
Handle _DELHAN______________
Mozrat __MUSKRAT_____________
Depussy __PUSSEYED____________
Hi then ____HEATHEN___________
3) Which musical interval tries the hardest? __ROCK ONES___________
4) Why do violin teachers often go blind? ____WANKING_____________
5) What instrument does Father Woodcock like to play in church? _____MOUTH ORGAN_________
6) In the year 648,000BC a caveman named Uggg wrote the first known love song. What did he use to accompany himself? __A BLOW-UP DOLL______________
7) What sound did Bach's dog make? ___BOW WOW_______________
8) What is the range of a set of bagpipes? __JUST OUT OF HEARING DISTANCE_______________________________________
9) How do you know if there's a drummer at your front door? ____YOU DON'T. HE BEATS IT BEFORE YOU OPEN IT________________________________________
10) How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE - THEY LIKE TO BE IN THE DARK
You scored 1/10 (No 5 was correct)
RispondiEliminaHere are the correct answers:
1) Mariah
2) Handel, Mozart, Debussy, Hayden.
3) Tritone.
4) A student's bow to the eye.
5) Organ (or mouth organ).
6) Two rocks (rock music was popular then).
7) "Bach, Bach, Bach."
8) About 60 metres, if you throw them very hard.
9) The knocking gets faster.
10) Only one, but the rest stand around and agree that they preferred the old one.
No, you're not getting a prize for that.
RispondiEliminaI'm going back to Robert's quiz. At least he awarded me a PhD.
RispondiEliminaBut did he explain the devil's interval around the holy trinity?
RispondiEliminaRichard (of RBB)
He might have made a passing reference to it (hidden amongst the thousands of copied words he publishes) but, as you know he doesn't explain anything. He just says things like: "You have to have faith" or "Jesus is too busy right now".
RispondiEliminaOkay.
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