There's a new, updated version of AI that has just come out...

 It's called BJ.

BJ has some very interesting improvements on its predecessor.

Let's have a look at some of them.

• If you use BJ to write out silly religious stuff, it makes you need to go to the toilet.
• BJ can write backwards. .elpmaxe na si ereH
• You can use BJ if you need to build a fence between your neighbour's property and yours.
• BJ makes YOU look smart by throwing in words like 'Sheesh!' and 'Mea Culpa' (nothing to do with your morning cup of tea).
• There is a BJ version of The Bible with added characters, like Frank the talking fish, and The Last Supper is done quite differently - more like that version that France did recently.

Well, there you go for today. I've got bass practice to do.

See you later.

Frank the talking fish.