'Damnation' - a musical by Richard (of RBB).

 -Overture-

[repetitive music leads the 'Robert' chorus out onto the stage]

Robert Chorus:

We're interested in stopping sin

To protect our nation.

We'll fight for any portion

Of no abortion,

Better to enter heaven maimed or minus a limb than

Spend eternity in damnation.

Better to enter heaven maimed or minus a limb than

Spend eternity in damnation.

[the chorus goes off stage right and Peter enters wearing a funny cardigan from the left]

Peter sings:

I thought old age would be easy but

Now it's getting hard again,

I dressed my best, I did my best,

But Lynn didn't like my cardigan!

I dressed my best, wore a fancy vest,

But Lynn didn't like my cardigan.

[the Robert chorus re-enters singing]

Empty bin; look!

No foetus thrown in!

Go have fun boys, but

Just don't sin!

We hear that Lynn's not happy,

Peter should send her a card again,

Write a loving message,

Just don't wear that cardigan!

We love you Peter,

Hey, take a break.

We love you Peter,

For Pete's sake!

[the curtain comes down to rapturous applause]

Peter is so pleased with his performance
that he bites his lip. He'll try to sell the cardigan.