Tennis was cancelled
And Peter sent home,
He did a quick blog post and
Went for a roam,
To somewhere up north
From elsewhere up north,
That was just a starter,
It's snowing in Wainuiomata.
You've got the heat pump on, right?
The rain's turning white.
All our hands turning cold,
It doesn't help that we're old.
Up north, where they dress in less
Old Pete's a bit restless.
He feels just like a martyr but
It's snowing in Wainuiomata.
Okay, okay, it's not really snowing in Wainuiomata, just heavy rain and hail and very cold.
Sorry to waste your time.
Well, wasting time would be a better rhyme
RispondiEliminaBut what does it matter - he’s from Wainuiomata.
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a partner but couldn't keep her. He put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well. Poor Lynn. Especially in this weather.
RispondiEliminaRichard, Richard, annoying poet. He couldn’t rhyme but didn’t know it.
EliminaHe wrote verse anyway, sod it,
I think he learned his ‘skill’ from Robert.
Particularly when it’s full of pumpkin soup.
RispondiEliminaPumpkin soup? That's just like when you shit yourself.
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