Good morning...

 ... reader(s) of the original bass bagging site.

I'm up early again - I am showered and dressed, and it is 6.28am as I begin to write.

I'm still in recovery mode and each night (sleep) is a bit of an unknown experience. However, I'm going into work today with Signora Violina.

And her new strings.

My intention is to teach my students about the huge potential of practising with Atomic Habits.

I'm very pleased that my Potassium levels are now normal.

Okay, I promised to help Peter with some jokes. Here are a few to start him off.

A horse goes into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?"

The best was to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent.

Bad puns? It's how eye roll.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in grease.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Okay, TC, I think these jokes could work very well for you in the Nui. You can just drop one in occasionally when you're talking to a local.

Hey, no need for thanks!

Ciao tutti.