Clive Hoolihan?
Imagine saying that when you stubbed your toe!
"Clive Hoolihan!"
I'm off to do some practice soon. I'll start with the violin today because I actually did more double bass practice than violin practice yesterday. I guess I'm just trying to get my hours up on the bass. Doing an unaccompanied instrumental gig is going to be hard work. There are certainly many aspects of my playing to work on; some are quite subtle but important.
Okay, I'm off to practise now.
Don't worry about sinning, AND there is no such place as Hell. Just like there wasn't actually an old lady who lived in a shoe.
Ciao tutti.
20 commenti:
Would God the Father fart sometimes?
Well, he did invent the toilet. Well, I assume that it was his idea.
There are three entities (two men and a bird) in the one true god. Three entities with working bottoms, one assumes.
Does God the Father have a name like his 'son' does?
I assume that the Holy Ghost has a name too.
Mickey, Jesus and Tweet?
Or would G the F be something like Graham?
Graham, Jesus and Tweet seems to work better.
In the name of Graham,
Jesus and Tweet.
Ah men, and a bird.
Our father, who farts in Heaven,
Hello, Graham is your name.
This king doesn't come.
You did the same thing on Earth,
As it is in Heaven.
Still you got it into Mary's womb, Jesus!
Mary, mother of a third of God,
Get rid of this sinning shit,
We've already got death to worry about.
Ah men, and a bird.
"There is no hell"....but what if you don't want to go to heaven to be with God?
That response is typical of Christian bullying tactics. “If you’re not with us you’re against us”.
"....but what if you don't want to go to heaven to be with God?" I guess that, if there is no god, we're all in the same boat.
This blog is becoming stale.
I'd better write a post when I get back from my walk to Moore Wilson's.
"I guess that, if there is no god, we're all in the same boat". Is there a boat we enter after death?
"...typical of Christian bullying tactics. “If you’re not with us you’re against us”." I just asked a reasonable question. It could be merciful on the part of God to not insist everyone spends eternity with him. It would be abhorant to force souls that hate him to spend eternity in his presence. Hell is really just eternal separation from God. Isn't that what people who reject him want?
You argue from the perspective that God is really there. You never offer proof.
It usually takes at least 40 proof to see god and, if you have the spondoolics and can spring for 50 proof plus spirits you will probably hear god as well.
God Almighty, Peter!
God just reminded me* that proof is double ABV (alcohol by volume) so I should have written: "It usually takes at least 80 proof to see god and, if you have the spondoolics and can spring for 100 proof plus spirits you will probably hear god as well".
Sorry about that,
* And I haven't been drinking!
I'm drinking now though - Tipping Point rose.
I'll let you know... hold on ...
"Who is it? Oh, God, look sorry Goddy but I'm busy communicating with Richard. You know Richard? No? He's that old guy who makes fun of you he ...".
Oops I've said too much. Bye.
Well, God really stuffed up when he made my bell. (Robrite used there.)
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