Prurito Anus knew from an early age that he was on a mission from god and that he was here to serve the lord as a humble servant.
He found a calling that led him to join up as a Marist Brother and travel half away around the world.
In his new country he was assigned a position in an intermediate school. His fellow teachers, who were also Marist brothers advised him to take a hard line with his students as many of them had not had a disciplined upbringing and needed to be introduced to the hard ways of the lord and the seven mansions of the soul. They asked Prurito what his Christian name meant and he translated it as 'Itchy'. The brothers rolled around laughing but Prurito didn't understand why.
Prurito worked hard at his new job - he was strict and caned frequently and took a little pleasure for himself. This, he knew, was god's intention for him. One day Teresa de Avila appeared before him and told him that he had earned the title Blessed - the highest title that a lowly Marist brother could earn. Prurito celebrated by strip searching a couple of his students. The search went well.
Unfortunately the name Itchy sort of stuck and his colleagues started calling him by his translated name. But, at least, now he was Blessed Itchy Anus.