See HERE.
I'm not aware of any songs about Robert or Peter. Oh yes, 'Peter Pumpkin Eater'.
But ------->
See HERE.
I'm not aware of any songs about Robert or Peter. Oh yes, 'Peter Pumpkin Eater'.
But ------->
I slept in this morning, until nearly 6.40am! I woke to find that, at least in Feilding, I'm a male Karen. Well, it's best to know these things. At least, unlike Ben Sunny, I'm not known for my wind problems.
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It is good to see TC being so kind to Ben by celebrating his success with his wind problems. Don't forget though, TC, capitals for proper names. |
I'll get into some violin practice soon. I have an ex-student (now in his twenties) who wants to play the Bach double violin concerto and he has asked me to play the second violin part. This is not for a concert, he just wants to be able to play it. So he's coming around next weekend. I thought I'd better do some practice on it. This takes me away from what I want to practise (obviously the habits will still get done), but there is probably some benefit in doing it. Anyway, I have nothing else on my performance calendar.
You know what? I think I might have a second coffee this morning! I can, because I am a Richard! Back in a tick. -->
Back.
I don't think I have anything else to tell you but, because I'm a Richard, I'll go on a bit longer.
I saw my grandsons yesterday. Shelley came too and it was especially nice to have Aunty Steph there. Harrison was very pleased to see us all. Henry was a bit rude and slept through our visit. Well, to be fair, he is only coming up to three weeks old. Both boys are doing well, though Harrison is showing signs of going through the 'terrible twos'. He's a lovely little chap and is very at home with his aunty and his grandparents. It is fun and interesting watching him develop. His grammar is already as good as Robert's and Peter's - we're watching him carefully to make sure that he shows improvement and is careful to proofread.
Okay, that's it for this morning.
Ciao tutti.
Mio? Up
Caffè? Made and drinking.
Riscaldatore? On.
Bagno? Will visit soon.
Gosh, what can I tell you about today?
Devo usare prima il bagno? Shortly.![]() |
"I'll bite my lip if I'm not!" |
+ The Gospel for today.
Okay, this morning I'm playing at the Mervyn Kemp library in Tawa. No big deal at all. It's a 30 minute gig and will probably feel like it is over before we (Daryl and I) start. Considering that I did 7 hours of practice over the last two days, the gig will certainly feel very short!
Enough about that. At the time of writing, all the comments on my last post are from me. I think I've been writing this blog since 2007. Two other bloggers followed suit a bit later, but I was the first. The Christ of this blogging community.
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Richard (of RBB) |
I guess it's fair to say that I am the way, the truth and the light.
I even have a saint that I appear to - Saint Maria Antalek.
St. Maria lived to a ripe old age, once she became a witch. She escaped the evil clutches of Cardinal (later Bishop) Almassy. You'd know all this if you had read my last post.
Okay, moving right along.
It is probably fair to say that I did 7 hours of violin practice in the last two days to save you all from suffering for eternity. Hey, do you really think I needed to practise 7 hours to play in a silly little suburban library? Hey, by using logic (AND practising my violin), I got rid of Hell for you! Forget Rob's silly saints, divine redemption is right here, in front of you, at Richard's Bass Bag.*
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The path to RBB. |
Now that I've got your attention.
The rain has stopped here. I commanded it to. It seems that the road out of the Nui is back in action too. This will be my first time out of 'the valley' in three days. That's a bit like rising from the dead. I wonder if a holy book will get written about me? If this is to be, I'd like it to be called The Mible.
Peter 1:1 In the beginning there was darkness. Richard went to the kitchen light switch and said, "Let there be light." And there was light. Then Richard said, "Let the heater by the computer be turned on." And it was turned on. Then Richard said, "I will write a gospel."
In the beginning, the boys were lost. Maybe they just had too much spare time and didn't know how to fill it? Rob was using church as a place to hang out. He even scored a job in the church shop. This is where he became interested in rosary beads. Peter had joined both a tennis and a golf club. He remembered his successful days as a sacristan and decided that he would now collect golf balls. Unfortunately, he kept slipping down a bank where he suspected lost golf balls would be. He was also being picked on at tennis. These two boys needed to be saved. Their salvation came with Richard's Bass Bag.* Both boys saw the light and set up blogs.
That's it for now.
Ciao tutti.
* the original bass bagging site
1 1/2 hours done, so still potentially 2 1/2 to go.
It's cold in the Nui. Cold and very wet.
I'm feeling a bit lazy, so I thought I'd knock out a quick post.
I'm looking for something to write about.
Here's something that Rob said. "One thing I noticed with tempering is that as violinists or a cellist our ears get finally (I think he meant 'finely)." tuned but when we play with a tempered piano or guitar we effectively have to play slightly out of tune."
I have never found this. Hey, we've all played tempered music all of our lives. We lock into those sounds. We're not really aware of how things sounded before tempering took over. I'm not aware of Rob playing out of tune, but it shouldn't be hard to hear your notes against a piano. Oh, well. Never mind.
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Today is the feast day of Saint Maria Antalek.
Saint Maria was born around 1490, in Hungaria, and came from a very poor family. She got a job cleaning and cooking for a local Cardinal, Cardinal Adelburt Almassy. Cardinal Almassy had dreams of being a pope. He thought his chances might be helped if his cleaning lady, and cook, became a martyr and then possibly a saint. He thought of this as success by association. "Hey, that's Cardinal Almassy! His home help became a saint!"
The 'good' Cardinal had heard that women gathering herbs and spices were deemed to be witches and put to death in a very slow and painful way. One day he approached Maria and told her that some of her cooking was a bit tasteless and he'd like her to gather some herbs and spices from a nearby forest. He said she would get extra pay for doing this.
Maria knew nothing about herbs and spices, so she tasted everything that she found in the forest. About twenty minutes later a glowing lady appeared before her.
"I am the Virgin Mary." she said. "See those men in the distance? They are looking for you, but God doesn't mind because he wants you with him in Heaven."
"Why are they looking for me?" asked Maria.
"The Cardinal organized them so that you could get to Heaven quicker." said Mary.
"Bassa meg!*" said Maria. "I don't want to go to Heaven. I've just discovered some herbs that taste very nice and I think they're giving me superpowers! Bring 'em on!"
The Virgin Mary disappeared, just as three men came into the clearing where Maria was. The three men were never heard of again. Maria did not return to the Cardinal but, instead, created a little house in the forest. She made a broomstick out of a branch and some straw. She was happy and ready for her new life. She planted a huge herb garden to grow her favourite findings.
Cardinal Almassy couldn't figure out what had happened when Maria never showed up, so he invented a story about her being pronounced a saint by God and taken up into Heaven. All the local Catholics were very gullible and believed the story. Maria was pronounced a saint but Adelburt never became a pope. In fact, because he screwed up a few things that he was supposed to do, he was demoted to the rank of Bishop. He was never mentioned in any of the holy books of the Catholic church.
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See, when I write a post you get variation. When Peter writes a post, you get something like THIS.
When Rob writes a post, he quotes the Gospel. Yawn.
But, when you come here, you get variety, AND info about practising the violin!
Talking about practising the violin, I'd better get back to it.
Ciao tutti.
* Fuck that!
It is very, very wet in Wainuiomata, it has been raining very heavily all night. It looks like today might be another day when four hours of violin practice is possible. There's a slip on the hill road and they say to expect delays. I think I'll be staying in the Nui for a second day.
I got two comments on my last post that declares my four hours of practice (in one day). Thanks guys.
"Your expression must be really good now." says Rob. Was it not before?
Well Rob, it depends on what you practise. As I said, concentrated practice is the key. You can't be watching the clock all the time. Obviously, I always try to play with expression. For me practising expression would come at a point when you have worked on things that you need to improve your playing. If available, I would put on a backing track (this normally happens for me when working on my repertoire) and play a piece from my repertoire. Otherwise, I'd use a metronome. It would be like an imaginary performance and I would be listening for the things that make the piece come alive.
The music I prefer to play is Jazz. That's what my practice was based around yesterday. I obviously practise the tunes but I put a lot of work into my improvised solos. Yes, I want them to have expression and I want them to have interesting note choices. There are 12 notes in our tempered music system. It is certainly possible to use any of these notes over a dominant 7th. chord. It is possible to use many of them over other chords as well. Thoughtful improvisation requires a lot of practice. You watch someone who hasn't really thought about the possibilities of improvisation and they use 'harmonic approximation'. This is where you take the scale that the key is in and move around looking for the best notes (or notes that sound 'right').
Tempered music is an interesting topic. The idea was put together in Europe sometime around 1750. In this system all 12 notes are evenly spaced. The guitar and the piano are good examples of tempered instruments. The violin is not a tempered instrument, you can put your fingers wherever you want, but it'll sound weird if you're playing with a guitar or a piano. So, violinists, and cellists (to name two instruments), have to play the tempered notes. You'll sound out of tune if you don't.
Most cultures have adopted tempering, though not all. If you see a culture using a guitar or a piano, they have been heavily influenced by what happened in Europe all those years ago. Maori music is a good example of this, as are us kiwis who play Jazz. Obviously. anyone who plays western Classical music is in the same boat. Pop and Rock are with us too. Don't get me wrong, I'm certainly not criticizing cultures who borrow stuff from other cultures. I think it is wise to use what is good and works for you. We are all growing in our artistic pursuits. Go for it, I say.
Well, it's pissing down outside and I have to put some bins down by the road. I'm going to get wet! I'd better go and find some old clothes to wear. If the rubbish trucks come today, it could easily be soon after 7am.
Ciao tutti.
I made our local paper this week.
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"Richard Prouse (spelling!) playing the last post. The Parade Marshal Richard Nixon (left) is saluting." |
I like the way the newspaper has to explain which person is which. Normally the trumpet would give it all away. I'm now famous, but not as famous as Pope Donald I.
Robert sent me a nice video of him playing the tune from Witches' Dance by Paganini.
I hope he doesn't mind me posting it here.
AND he's playing the violin back to front!
Actually, he makes a very nice job of it AND he looks like he's enjoying himself - a good thing when you are performing.
Well done, Rob.
It is stormy in Wellington and people are being told to stay home. I don't think it's as bad in the Nui, but we are warned that there could be further power cuts.
I'm sort of stuck at home today, so I thought that I might practise the violin for four hours. I'm halfway there, so I'd better get back to it.
Ciao tutti.
I just read TC's latest post. It sounds like he is bored out of his tree.
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Keep your pants on TC! |
He's evidently watching old films in French. Ah well, that's what happens way up north. He's probably sleeping now but I thought a post from the bass bag might cheer him up.
It's good having Rick Tim Bagno around because you can't rely on comments from people like Robert, and I'm sure that Peter will sleep until about 9am.
Henry, my grandson, is two weeks old today. He is still not really up to watching films in French. I might be looking after the boys on Wednesday afternoon. It all depends on me passing a fitness test with the parents - I've had a bit of a cold and that's not good if you're around a newborn child. I'm off to work today and Wednesday morning, so no time for French films. I've got my big little gig on Saturday morning, where I certainly won't be playing any Led Zeppelin or singing in French.
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Sorry boys but you won't be needed on this gig. |
Hey, I'm glad that I'm a Jazz musician. I'll always remember the first time I really listened to Jazz and listened carefully to a walking bass line. Special! I guess I was a Classical musician before that. I also remember hearing a very young Rodger Fox and his band playing at Victoria University - they were obviously having fun! Classical musicians can spend their playing lives playing other people's music. In Jazz, improvisation gives you a lot of room to express yourself, even if you're playing someone else's tune. That's what I love to do. Jazz musicians also love to 'play out'. This is not about playing outside, it's about seeing how far you can push the harmonies and then bring them back. Now, that's more fun than sightreading a cello concerto or playing Bach's double violin concerto for the 400th. time. Hey, don't get me wrong, those Classical pieces are great music, but you are spending all your time playing other people's note choices. Robert will probably write a comment now because he'll disagree with that.
Well, there you go.
Have fun boys but don't get too hung up on French language films.
Ciao tutti.
I thought about playing over dominant 7th. chords.
Often, in Jazz, a dominant 7th. chord will come after a minor 7th. chord and often is followed by a major 7th. chord. These are called II - V7 and II - V7 - I progressions. There are a few variations, like the like the m7b5 - dom7b9. This normally resolves on a Im+7 or a Im6.
The V7 chord is a great place to create tension - usually done by adding notes that are not in the dom7 scale. There's a little trick where you can play the ascending form of the melodic minor scale starting on the 5th of the dom7, or the minor second. The first adds a #4 and the 2nd adds a lot of 'out' notes. Both scales also get you away from starting on the root.
When you think about it, the first melodic minor scale is just adding that wonderful #4 note, but the second is giving you a whole new scale - the Diminished Whole Tone Scale.
Starting on C = C Db D# E F# G# A#(Bb) C. The first four notes are from one of the two diminished scales and the next four are from the whole tone scale. If you remember that there are also popular dom7 licks that start with C B Bb etc., you'll see that a dom7 lick can be made up out of all the 12 notes found in Western music.
I thought that my readers might find that interesting.
As I often do, I had a chat with Bob. I asked him if he knew anything about the existence of Hell.
He replied, "Hi, Big Cheen. Honestly, I can't tell you much, except that there IS NO Hell."
My dad has never lied to me in the past. So, there you go.
Any questions, Rob?
Lamentarsi del brodo grasso.
Due cose sono infinite: l'universo e stupidità umana; ma riguardo l'universo ho ancora qualche dubbio!
Ciao tutti.
Peter wrote in Italian in a comment on my last post.
"Un uomo con gli occhiali ha un asino di nome Nod che si masturba ed è felice. Questo è bello."![]() |
"Mea culpa." |
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Robert tells us, "Mary showed the three children at Fatima a vision of hell." |
I think that this was my second year of being the Last Post guy on ANZAC Day in the Nui.
At the start and end of our main (11.15am) ceremony in Wainuiomata the Christian god was thanked.
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Besides wearing makeup, what did he do to help? |
Bagno Plumber is very excited to be 'officially' in our blogging community. See HERE.
Firstly, apologies to Rob, who came to both the dawn services. We spoke briefly beforehand, but I should have invited him around for a coffee. After the second 'blow', there was an old guy dressed as a boy scout who kept talking and I didn't get to say, "Come for a coffee, Rob."
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He didn't really look like this. |
Boy, it was freezing out there this morning!
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This is just to give you an idea, but it was also dark. |
The next 'blow' happens at 11.15am. All the local big shots come to this one. Hopefully it'll warm up by then.
Ciao tutti.
Gsus walked into a barbeque where his friends saw him and approached.
"Is that really you?" asked D7b9. "There's something peculiar going on."
"Oh, that's probably because a lot of people refer to me as Gsus4, but the only difference that makes it that my C is exposed."
"Well, we could have mistaken you for Gsus2.' said Am7b5. "Come and have something to eat.
Gsus chose a piece of fish, a slice of bread, a small baked potato and a sausage roll. At this point his friends were relieved to know that it was in fact Gsus4. They really had it sussed now.
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Gsus was back among them, after having been 'murdered' by a group of rock musicians who like to just shove chords anywhere. Gsus liked to resolve onto a G chord.
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Gsus knew that some Classical musicians had been praying for guidance and believed that the answers existed in what they called four part harmony. This was just a system that existed at a certain point in time and rules, like having no consecutive fifths, did not matter anymore.
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Everyone at the barbeque knew that there was no chord called Dvine nor Evine, for that matter.
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Gsus chatted to a minor chord about resolutions, but the minor chord was disinterested. Gsus even tried to talk about voicings with just a 3rd and a 7th. "Poor old minor chords." thought Gsus, "They are far too interested in heading towards a dominant 7th chord. Why won't they try a tritone substitution?"
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"What is a Non-Saint?" I hear you say. Well, Catholics have their saints, Atheists like to celebrate their non-saints and today just happens to be Graham's day, 24th. of April. Graham was born in Invercargill and attended Aurora College from 1966 until 1969. He never stayed around for the Upper Sixth. Graham is still alive because non-saints don't get martyred. He worked most of his life as a forklift driver and storeman, but is now retired and likes to play cards and belongs to a ukelele club.
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Graham took the picture. |