sabato 5 aprile 2025

The story of the PBs.

 Today the PBs come together for one of their music jams.

Not this sort of jam.

Here is a short history of the five boys. In this family baby names, either the child's first attempt to say his own name or the first attempt of a brother, stick for a very long time. So, today I will refer to the boys by these names.

Tiddlelegs (later he often had 'the piss' added to the shortened version of his Christian name) was the first born, followed by Cheena (later to be called Big Cheen). These two were born in Napier and moved to a flat in Pirie Street, Wellington, with their parents, in 1953. A little later they moved to Garden Road, Northland, Wellington and Ro (later his dad started calling him Rotten Ro) was born around this time. At Garden Road Tiddlelegs and Cheena slept in a bunk in a room next their parents' bedroom which was later to become a day room, much later to house a snooker table. Tiddlelegs, the older boy, slept in the top bunk and Cheena slept in the bottom bunk. Ro, a baby, was in with the parents. A little later the 'spare room' at the back of the house (a junk room really) was turned into a bedroom and the bunk was moved into there. Some of the room was taken so that the bathroom could be extended, and an inside toilet was added. Much later the outside toilet became a good place to sneak out for a smoke. When Ro was a bit older, Cheena moved into the top bunk, Ro moved into the bottom and a single bed was added for Tiddlelegs. This arrangement stayed until the boys, in their early twenties left home. They weren't allowed to go flatting while they were at university.

One day, when Cheena was eight and Ro was five, their mother brought home two violins from a school fair. They looked very appealing and both Cheena and Ro put their hands up to learn them, "Me! Me! I want to!" A bit later both the boys started violin lessons at St. Mary's Convent. Tiddlelegs tried the cello for a short time and then switched to the piano. At Marist Thorndon the boys often performed as a trio for school concerts. The parents and teachers thought they were cool, but the students weren't into that type of music. This was the 1960s and the guitar was the cool thing. Sometimes, on a bus, some young guys would ask Cheena if that thing in a case was a guitar and he would always say, "Yes." Liar.

As a teenager Tiddlelegs took up the guitar and was soon frequenting folk clubs. Two more boys arrived. They were Neenee and Dr. Dardu. These two boys were much younger. They got into playing some guitar, though Dr. Dardu's main instrument was the piano. They formed a band called T.T.O.U. (The Two Of Us). Neenee wrote a song with these lyrics...

What are you doing Dardu?

What are you doing Dardu?

You might as well get on with your job.

It was never a hit but, funnily enough, I sometimes sing it to my grandson.

All the boys continued to play music. When Big Cheen became a teacher and wrote a musical for a couple of schools called Seaview Appleby, the pit orchestra was made up of the five boys.

The boys all spent a lot of time playing their individually preferred styles of music. Tiddlelegs proved the most successful when, in 2009, he won an award for a CD of his music called Trouble on the Waterfront.

Later The Prowse Brothers was formed and the boys played together for a few years.

These days they get together for the occasional jam.

So, what instruments are the boys playing these days?

Tiddlelegs: Mainly guitar and vocals, but he also plays banjo and tres.

Big Cheen: Violin, double bass and a bit of guitar. He also plays trumpet.

Rotten Ro: Violin, cello and a bit of piano and drums.

Neenee: Guitar, vocals, and a bit of banjo and bass guitar.

Dardu: Plays 14 instruments, including piano, guitar, double bass, tenor sax and flugel horn.

There you have it.

Ciao tutti.

venerdì 4 aprile 2025

So, what's going on?

Someone forged four comments, pretending they were from Angry Jesus, Bin Hire, Phillip Edward Nis and The The The Guy. Unfortunately, I seem to have deleted the Angry Jesus impersonation by mistake, but here are the other three.



Okay, there are a few obvious 'give aways' here. Look at the name for 'The The the guy' - that's sloppy! Phillip Edward Nis is actually a friend of the guy (Rick Tim Bagno) that he is supposed to be running down. Bin always signs his comments as 'Bin Hire'. As for angry Jesus, he always tells me when he is going to leave a comment.

So, who did this?


Rick Tim Bagno is a new guy around here and, even though he is keen on becoming a Catholic, he is very welcome. 


He is a plumber by trade and lives in Auckland. He has turned up around here at a time when comments have been pretty quiet, and he has shown a lot of enthusiasm to get involved. I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually sets up a blog of his own. 

It's also good having Phillip, Bin and The The The Guy around to keep our blogging community active and feeling alive. Let's treat them with respect! Geon, as Rick likes to call The Curmudgeon, should be grateful that he's getting comments.

Ciao tutti.

giovedì 3 aprile 2025

It's not 5am yet. At Richard's Bass Bag* we don't muck around when a post is required.

Here we are again,

Happy as can be.

All good friends and

Jolly good company.

Listen HERE.

Well, it's Thursday and I'm up and showered before 5am and all so that I can write a post for you before I do my Atomic Habits and then go to look after my two year old grandson.

No thanks necessary.

So, what's the latest around the blogs?

Robert = nothing.

Peter = sorting out his spectacles.

Alex Perry was evidently responsible
for these ones.

Well, the old chap looks happy. That's good.

There's a new chap named Rick Tim Bagno hanging around and reading the blogs. He is evidently keen to become a Catholic. Well, I guess we need a few new faces around here, especially with Robert not around to uphold the faith. "Have fun boys, but don't sin." Yeah, right!

I thought that I should get to know our new almost Catholic reader, so I had a personal chat with him on Messenger. He said that he was happy for me to share it here.

Richard (of RBB): Hi Rick and welcome to our little blogging world.

Rick Tim Bagno: Hi Richard and thanks for the warm welcome.

Richard (of RBB): That's an interesting surname that you have. It's Italian, isn't it?

Rick Tim Bagno: Yes, my father is an Italian, though I was born in this country. 

Richard (of RBB): Bagno is bathroom in Italian.

Rick Tim Bagno: Yes. I know you speak some Italian. Evidently his original cognome was Bagnogetti but his friends started calling him Bagno as a joke and the name stuck. Some people say that my Christian name and middle name sound a bit like rectum, but this was not planned. It's just like how some people might call you Richshit.

Richard (of RBB): Yes, I understand. So, what part of Italy is your dad from?

Rick Tim Bagno: Altamura. It's a town in the south.

Richard (of RBB): I've been there! I have a friend who lives there. It's a nice place. I'd like to go back sometime to see my friend. Is your mother a Kiwi?

Rick Tim Bagno: Yes, they met in Altamura when she was on her O.E. He came to New Zealand to visit her, and the rest is history, as they say.

Richard (of RBB): So, why are you interested in becoming a Catholic?

Rick Tim Bagno: Dad was brought up a Catholic, as many Italians are. He never took it very seriously, but that is my heritage. Someone must have made the world and the universe. In The Bible that is attributed to God. God wrote The Bible, so it must be true. Me and my two sisters weren't really brought up as Catholics, but we did attend Catholic schools, which is a bit weird. We certainly got all the info from school. I think I'd like to give it a go. I certainly don't want to finish up in Hell or Purgatory! Better safe than sorry.

Richard (of RBB): And I saw that you like the cello. Do you play it?

Rick Tim Bagno: No. I just like its tone. I did learn the violin when I was a school, but I haven't touched it for a very long time. Did you visit Cremona when you were in Italia?

Richard (of RBB): Yes. I certainly did. I went into a violin shop that had a lot of people in it, and I was asked to try a very expensive violin by the owner. I played a bit on it. I guess I can say that I played the violin in Cremona.

Rick Tim Bagno: Hey, yes. That's special! Does The Curmudgeon play an instrument? 

Richard (of RBB): Well, he evidently had a go at the bagpipes when he was younger. I don't think that the neighbours enjoyed him practising.

Rick Tim Bagno: So, I see he's planning to move to Wellington.

Richard (of RBB): You've certainly been reading the blogs! He has to sell his house in Whangarei first. 

Rick Tim Bagno: And where does Robert live? Is he in Wellington?

Richard (of RBB): He lives in a place called Moera, which is in the bottom end of Lower Hutt, near Seaview. Do you know Lower Hutt?

Rick Tim Bagno: Yes, I've been to Wellington quite a few times. I've been to Wainuiomata once. I don't really know Moera, but I'll check it out on Google Maps.

Richard (of RBB): Hey, it's been nice chatting. Would you mind if I copy our chat onto my blog? It'll help people get to know you.

Rick Tim Bagno: No, not at all! Go for it. Hey, Richard, it has been nice getting to know you, though I've already learnt quite a bit about you from your blog. I hope the jam goes well on Saturday.

Richard (of RBB): Thanks Rick. See you around the blogs.

* * *

Well, I know all you bloggers will make Rick feel welcome.

I'll leave it there for this morning.

Ciao tutti.



* the original bass bagging site


mercoledì 2 aprile 2025

The day after April Fools' Day.

 March 2026. Traffic is held up heading south down Happy Valley Road. Drivers are becoming impatient as there are seldom traffic hold ups around lunchtime. The drivers at the front of the queue spot the problem. It is a trailer that looks like it is headed for the tip.


An old man is strapped to it, sort of like a horse, and is trying to cross into the tip road. He can be heard mumbling, "Sheesh!"

Well, I guess you don't need a car if you're living in an apartment. I guess he should have got rid of the trailer too.

***

So, how is everyone this morning? I hope you're all practising your Atomic Habits. 

The Prowse Bros are all busy sending emails about Saturday's jam. That's where I read about Robert's tune 'Siting on the Toilet' which was meant to feature a certain cello sound. One could only guess that it was a fart sound. 

Yes, I'm up early again and will head off to teach at about 7.30am. It'll just be violin today. I get there early so that I can get some of my violin habits done. I really enjoy practising my violin. 

Robert hasn't posted for a while and his comments on other blogs are sparse. Hey, Peter got one comment on his last post and that was from me! I think that Catholics are into Lent. They're supposed to give up eating something. It's really not that hard when there are lots of things that you can eat. I'd give up mushrooms because I don't like them.

Yuck!

The Prowse Bros seem to have calmed down about tritones. If I was going to get excited about something, I think it would be a Coltrane diminished lick that I have worked on. It sounds great over Dom7b9 chords and, of course, diminished chords. I won't show it here because I know that no one will be interested. 

I just checked and there is still no new post from Robert. Maybe he's busy perfecting the toilet tune?

What else can I tell you?

I'll be looking after my two year old mate tomorrow. His mum is going to produce a brother for him really soon. Busy times for them, and I suppose for Shelley and I. All good though. Two little Prowses.

My new car is running well.


I managed to get the clock set right (one minute slow but I can live with that) and I've got the radio tuned into the National Programme. No mean feat, considering that all the instructions are in Japanese. Yes, it's a Japanese import. A good little car. I bought a smallish car so that Shelley would be comfortable driving it, but she finds it a little too big. What? It's just a little bit longer than her Vitz. I find both cars almost identical to drive. Ah well, she's happy driving the Vitz. 

I guess I'd better leave it there for this morning. I'll empty the dishwasher and put the washing through. I might have a shower too. I've been to the toilet, but I didn't use the time to practise Robert's song. I know, I know, too much information.

Ciao tutti.

martedì 1 aprile 2025

Damn, I slept in!

Didn't wake until 5.30am!

Maybe it was too much talk of tritones? Hey, but that was a good night's sleep.

I'm off to golf today. No, sorry, that's probably Peter. I'm off to teach violin, viola and double bass. I'm teaching the kids about Atomic Habits but I won't mention tritones - diabolus in musica.



Actually, the #4 (#11) is one of my favourite sounds in Jazz. I remember when I first became aware of it. I was thinking, "I've got to find that sound!" An easy way to get it into a major chord setting is to use the Lydian mode - F  G  A  B  C  D  E  F. Can you spot it? 

My sister Daryl knows all about this stuff. We're playing a short gig together, at the Tawa library, on May 3rd. at 11am. Her on piano and me on violin. I'm looking forward to it.


I did a little bit of trumpet practice yesterday to start getting ready for ANZAC Day.

You can see my gold
mouthpiece in this old photo.

Today is May 1st. - April Fool's Day. Actually, I'm not sure whether it's 'April Fool's Day' or 'April Fools' Day'. I remember that, as a kid, we used to tease each other...

"Hey, you just played a tritone!"

"What! But I played A, B, C?"

"April Fool!"

We certainly knew how to have fun back then!

I found this on the net...

"April Fools' Day, celebrated on April 1st., is a global tradition involving pranks and practical jokes aimed at creating laughter. The origins of the day are debated, with references dating back to medieval Europe and Chaucer's tales. On this day, people typically play tricks on each other, concluding with the trickster revealing their deception by shouting, "April Fool!""

At primary school we were frequently told that it was about Jesus being taunted by Roman guards and the like. I think he had been arrested, or something.

Well, there you go, that's it for this morning.

Ciao tutti.

lunedì 31 marzo 2025

The Theme from Richard's Bass Bag.*

How many blogs around these parts have an original theme tune? There is a link to ours on the blog, but here is... HERE.

Hey, it's worth a listen!

AND it contains NO TRITONES.


Ciao tutti.







* the original bass bagging site

That hat and the tritone.

 


Is Peter really planning to wear that hat in Wellington? I thought that I could help by offering some other choices.

There you go. Plenty to choose from.

And here is something that Robert might like.

Note the Catholic one.

The Catholic god created Original Sin to punish people and then he needed his 'son' to die on a cross to save everyone. Those Catholics are weird!

Okay, let's move on to the tritone.
The Prowse Bros are getting together for a jam on Saturday. I briefly saw an email where Chris and Robert are both very excited about a piece of music Chris wrote that contains tritones. The devils! Robert would like to play it on his cello. In my brief look I saw that the first two notes in the melody are C and F# (actually the order is F# to C). This is a tritone because it contains three tones... C  D  E  F#. The distance between each of these notes is called a tone. A tone is like going from C, skipping C# and going to D (I put that explanation in for Peter). 
However, there is one little problem - the piece is in C minor. That means that the notes would be C  D  Ed  F#. One could argue that is not really the foundation for a tritone and that the interval might be better called Cm#4 or Cm#11. Ah well, who really cares? Those boys will probably dispute this. They really need to brush up on their music theory.

My Atomic Habits are going well. I'm working on habits for violin, double bass and Italian language. Tomorrow I will also have to add the trumpet because ANZAC Day is approaching. Hey, but I only usually practise the trumpet in April, so I guess it doesn't really count as a regular habit.

I guess that if those two bros got into Atomic Habits, they'd be practising tritones.



If they're after a real range of 'out' sounds, there are a lot of other things they should be practising regularly. I have 12 that I practise (but these also include major, minor and dominant 7th. scales and their arpeggios (3 things that are not really 'out there')). They include things like a Coltrane diminished lick, the augmented scale, using the ascending form of the melodic minor up a fifth from the root to play over a dominant 7th. chord and using the same melodic minor up a minor third to play over a m7b5 chord - notice that this gives you a #2. 
Ah well, each to his own.
I wonder what Peter practised on the bagpipes?
A young lady I know, a good violinist, is about to get lessons on Irish fiddle playing. I refrained from saying, "All you have to do is play the tune over and over again." Well, I could have saved her money.

What else can I tell you?
I was up at 5am again this morning. Well, it does give me a lot of time to post on my blog - Richard's Bass Bag.* Peter really needs a tag line for his blog.
Here are some suggestions:

1) The Curmudgeon*

* Gardens and American politics here.

2) The Curmudgeon*

* I do jokes, if you can call them that.

3) The Curmudgeon*

* Fighting at tennis and playing golf on my own.

4) The Curmudgeon*

* A carless Wellington guy in a silly hat who can be grumpy.

That last one is for his possible future.

Well, I guess I'll leave it there for this morning.

Ciao tutti.








* the original bass bagging site