The above image represents a sight that I might have seen if our plumber had ever showed up. Twice he sent an email giving a time when he would show up to assess the job. Twice he never showed up. I mean, all he had to say was, "Sorry, I'm too busy." Then I would have moved on to find another solution. What was the point in him making an appointment? Testa di cazzo.
I've done a lot of instrument practice so far this year. I don't expect anyone to be impressed and, quite frankly, I don't give a shit.
There's a bit happening here right now so I'd better go.
Ciao tutti.
11 commenti:
Richard does not pray to a god that has been eaten by a penguin so it's back to level 1 for him.
Well that post was .........
"It's easy to count sheep and to wonder about their souls, but to find a plumber is a task that would draw even god's breath to the full." John Sheepdip.
"Lay on your back, on a clear night, and count the stars. There will be more than the sins of men." Reginald Twot.
Reginald Twot worked as a plumber.
"Yes." Mrs Yogananda.
I suspect that Mrs Yogananda liked that just like Sister Mary Fruitloop, sorry, Saint Faustina would have if society and the silly catholic church had given her a chance*.
* Not Chance the gardener.
Another successful post that is certainly attracting the comments!
"Keeping your gutters clean will negate the need for a plumber. Cleansing one's soul of sin by regular Confession, Mass attendance and Communion will keep Satan at bay."
- Sister Mary Fruitloop.
" I offered the body, and blood and soul and divinity of Jesus, for our sins and for the sins of the whole world to my plumber but he was hard of hearing and thought that I was coming on to him. He gave me a good discount though."
- Sister Maria Faustina of the Blessed Sacrament aka Saint Faustina
"Penis, penis, a pen is a penis." Jimmy Penisman.
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