Robert posted this photo on his blog this morning.
Why does god look like a whale?
Funnily enough, I took a picture of the sky, last night before the sun went down, and god looked like he was skiing.
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| Look closely. The skis are blue against the white snow. |
If you look really closely, to the left a bit on the hill line, you can see the head of a kiwi watching god ski. Is god trying to tell all kiwi (or kiwis - the people) that the way to god is via skiing? There again, maybe god was just having some recreation and he thought nobody would see.
Robert's photo is a little more scary because, if that's god, he's 'coming out' as a whale. Shouldn't then the slogan be, "Trust the whale."?
Our whale who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy ocean come.
Thy will be done in the sea,
As it is done in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily plankton
et cetera
Awhales.
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Yes I also thought I saw a whale or a porpoise in Robert's photo (What is the porpoise of God? - an old Tony-type joke there).
Why do christians use photos of clouds with god messages superimposed on them?
Cloudy thinking?
It's a sperm whale. God the sperm whale. This is what happens when you're supposed to be godding but you bugger off skiing.
Stop getting the hump.
Bloody skiing! He was bloody skiing last night!
I'd cut back on that medication if I were you.
Mind you, if it's an antipsychotic maybe you should double it up.
The ride of the Valkyries?
Coming in a cloud? Oh, you mean arriving. Sorry.
I guess the cloud could be a cumulus.
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