Never underestimate a flushing toilet.

A pipe further up the road broke early today and we were without water until way after lunch.

I hadn't noticed it before but, while not being able to drink water or wash your hands, without a water supply you can't flush your toilet.

I rang Andrew Joker to see if he had a quote to fit this situation but he said he was way up north buying lunch for The Curmudgeon.

Andrew Joker - 
not available today.

Fortunately Catholic Apologist Evil Doctor Richard was able to supply the following quote which seemed to do the job perfectly.

"Hello and sorry for all the shit the Catholic church has done over the years.  Why is shit brown? Well, the sky is blue and clouds are white, grass is green and fire is orange and red. You see, when god came to colour shit, all the other colours were taken."

Thanks Evil Doctor Richard. I guess you could say he did a shit job.

Okay, I'm going to leave it there today because I want to read what TC's latest post is about. If it's a shit post, I'll leave a comment saying, "Flush."

Ciao tutti.