BEWARE!

 "How does one outrun such a beast?" Thoughts were flying through Richard (of RBB)'s head.

He stood directly in front of a monster. Each second seemed to last an hour - like he had time to think about his entire life. He thought about the blogs.

Was there a god? Would Robert's special rosary work if he just happened to pray it now? Could it really stop the beast? Maybe this thing would slip on golf balls, but he knew that there were none around because The Curmudgeon would have gathered them all. The Curmudgeon, that guy with multiple blogs. Many with names like The Boring Curmudgeon, The Tennis Curmudgeon and The Pick On Pregnant Waitresses Curmudgeon. He remembered a religious one too, all in those split seconds that were available to him. All in those split seconds while he faced the beast.

It was big and he knew it was giving its full attention to him. It was focused on him. If it could talk it would probably say something like, "The post is coming and there is nothing you can do about it!"

THE FURNITURE POST!

Coming soon on The Curmudgeon's blog.