Leave a comment answering these questions...
- Who is your favourite parish priest?
- What is the worst sin you've confessed at confession?
- Who would you like to see as the next pope?
- Is it okay to sell communion hosts?
- What is your favourite hymn?
- What is a prayer that you detest?
- At what age should someone be baptised?
- Is it good to swallow the body of Christ?
- If every country had a Noah's ark, would all wars cease?
- Is the Holy Ghost male or female?
- Should the ten commandments be updated?
- Should a Presbyterian be the next pope?
- Is the bible a load of old shit?
Good luck. Hey, and no praying for assistance.
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"Is it good to swallow the body of Christ?" - needs a bit more definition.
Do you mean good for Christ or good for the swallower?
Test failed.
The next pope should be a gay female or transgender person regardless of religious affiliation.
That should get the Catholic tongues wagging and push up attendance at Mass where they can go along and complain during the sermon.
My favourite parish priest is Cardinal Puff Puff Puff.
I confessed adultery when I was about 10. Some local big girls made me play rude games with them in the bushes near McAlister Park.
The priest made me say ten Hail Marys. I didn't see the irony at the time.
It's ok to sell communion hosts but only unused ones. You have to have a supply of these. It's no use saving the one under your tongue hoping some sap will buy it, especially in these pandemic times.
My favourite hymn is:
"I will climb this mountain with my hands wide open".
The prayer I hated when I was in primary school was that one about our lady of the petrol sucker. Yuck!
I've seen pictures of the Holy Ghost and it doesn't seem to have a willy or a fanny. Maybe it's asexual.
The bible is a lot of shit and Lot's salty wife would agree.
The bible is a lot of shit. Ask Lot's salty wife.
8/13 Pass
You've got your work cut out for you.
When the average priest sees that picture of Satan you've got on your latest post it's going to be hard to get them from the dark side.
Test failed.
for Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner and toilet cleaner.
The priests could sell the left-over communion hosts too to supplement their income (toppings not included).
Just to keep you informed - I opened a bottle of Orlando Padthaway chardonnay tonight. It's very stinky (sulphides) so I dropped my trusty 1891 copper penny into the glass. It immediately 'cleaned up' the wine which is now drinking nicely.*
* The Curmudgeons Inc. ready to provide useful information to the blogging community.
So, where do I get a very clean one of these copper pennies to drop into a cleanskin?
London in 1891 but you will need a time machine.
I haven't got time for that.
He won't have time for that as he'll be busy reading a new post I'm going to write about slippers (maybe tomorrow).
Stay posted.
"Have you the time to answer your own questionnaire?"
Yes, I'll do that this evening - obviously after reading TC's 'slippers' post.
Here we go...
1) Father Mike from Taihape.
2) Having bad thoughts - us guys always used that back in the 1960s.
3) Satan.
4) Well, everything is about money these days. Why not?
5) The Lord is my shepherd. It reminds me that all the sheep fear the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd.
6) Our father who farts in heaven.
7) 76 years old.
8) That's a bit kinky, as my mother would have said.
9) No because some men in power are too greedy. Anyway, on Noah's Ark, the lions and tigers probably ate everything else.
10) I guess female - Mrs. God.
11) Get rid of all the worshiping god stuff for a start. What have they got to do with morals?
12) Well, it would probably be an improvement, but a woman would be better.
13) Yes.
13 out of 13. ow did he do it?*
* Well, back in the 1970s I saw him cheat at golf at Marton - that's how he did it. - God.
But I proofread better than you. 'ow'.
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