70!
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| Peter when he was 69. |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Born on this day in 1952, and later attended St. Patrick's College where he made the 3P class. During this time he also sold communion hosts for profit. He later played rugby for Karori and attended Victoria University where he was an active member of The White Sport Coat And Pink Carnation Society. He worked at Murray Robert's as a shop assistant and a part time delivery driver. He also stacked empty beer bottles. In his early twenties Peter entered the alcohol trade and relocated to Auckland where he moved up through the ranks. If you want to know the three things that can go wrong with a bottle of white wine, this man can tell you. In Auckland he met The Old Girl and settled down. They eventually moved further north to Whangarei Heads. During this time he had many adventures and lived through a storm where one of his outside chairs was blown over. He was once served beer, instead of wine, by a pregnant waitress. These days he plays a lot of golf and has injured himself countless times climbing down banks to retrieve golf balls. He made himself unpopular in the local Cossie club when he complained about children running around and enjoys arguing with some right wing guy at the tennis club. Some years ago he started blogging as The Curmudgeon and many other characters. He managed to get his regular readership up to two. He looks to Richard's Bass Bag* for inspiration and enjoys arguing with Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner and toilet cleaner about many topics. He is not a fan of Saint Faustina and did not turn up at 9am on Saturday to make his confession to Father Patrick (aka the grinning priest).
Here's wishing Peter a great day and a fun filled year.
* the original bass bagging site
11 commenti:
Yep, that just about sums it up. You forgot to mention my windows but, like me, you are getting old.
But I'm only 69.
There's a 12 day countdown until you're 70 matey.
Here's a song about that.
On the first day of countdown
My true love gave to me
A part of a double bass for free.
On the second day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the third day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the fourth day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the fifth day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the sixth day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the seventh day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the eighth day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Eight bottles leaking,
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the ninth day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Nine old ladies glancing,
Eight bottles leaking,
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Ten perverts peeping,
Nine old ladies glancing,
Eight bottles leaking,
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the eleventh day of countdown
My true love gave to me
Eleven cleaners wiping,
Ten perverts peeping,
Nine old ladies glancing,
Eight bottles leaking,
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Twelve hitchhikers thumbing,
Eleven cleaners wiping,Ten perverts peeping,
Nine old ladies glancing,
Eight bottles leaking,
Seven christians singing,
Six Italian sayings,
Five old violin strings,
Four calling nerds,
Three French kisses,
Two purple gloves
and a part of a double bass for free.
No need to thank me.
You mucked up the lines in that last verse. Please don't tell me that you didn't proofread before pushing the button.
I didn't proofread before pushing the button.
I asked you not to tell me that.
Well I have to be able to post a comment somewhere since that latest post of yours won't allow me to post comments.
Thanks by the way.
When I say "Thanks by the way" I don't mean that it's a song 'Thanks' by the Christian pop group 'The Way', by the way.
See here:
https://youtu.be/s3P2yxXs3No
I hope that makes it clear.
You should be able to post comments on my latest post. I'll check it out, birthday boy.
Hey, thanks for sharing that song!
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