lunedì 26 settembre 2022

The fourth member of the Holy Trinity.

 Okay, I've been doing some research into history and I've found, in the Nuova Lazio public library, some wise old books that predate the bible. One book talks about how it all started and then gets onto explaining the Holy Quartet. Yes, you read that right - the Holy Quartet. As well as God the Father, God the Son and the Holy Ghost it appears that there is a fourth entity named Jeff.

Jeff

As you can see, this is a very old photo. Remember that photography was pretty primitive in pre-biblical times. It seems that Jeff was very modest and wasn't interested in fame and fortune. Evidently, when the bible writers approached Him, Jeff said that he wanted to keep his presence low key.

Still, in those early days he played an important role in the Holy Quartet. 

It is said that Jeff once rode up to Heaven on a very old form of bicycle. The old books talk about many great things he did and wise thoughts that he passed on. 

There is a movement developing that would like to see Jeff promoted to head of the Holy Quartet. After all, God the Father and his son have made some fairly big botch ups over the years. 

Here's a prayer that was written for Jeff...

Oh Jeff, who rode to Heaven,

On a two wheeler, before inflatable tyres,

We salute thee.

For you should lead the Holy Quartet,

For quite a long time.

Ah yes.



3 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

A good post.
Remember that there was a song written for Jeff - https://youtu.be/nsyQsj166cU

Here's another one: https://youtu.be/3hZOeB-9D6Y

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Okay then.


Jeff loves you Peter.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Oh go to perdition.