Richard (of RBB): Good morning. Isn't it cold! 2 to 3 degrees in Nuova Lazio! Today I have two famous well known bloggers in the studio with me and we are going to talk about their offerings.
Please put your hands together for the grumpiest guy ever to blog, The Curmudgeon!
[a bit of clapping]
And please welcome the blogger with a very long name, Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker!
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: Thank you. It's nice to be here. This invitation got me out of cleaning that depressing Presbyterian church,
The Curmudgeon: I hope everyone is enjoying my quiz.
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: I didn't read all your rules but I don't think they are fair.
Richard (of RBB): I read your blog titled 'Gay pride month' and watched most of the video by Tonto Horn. It seems that he does not approve of the rainbow flag. He compares it to the Confederate flag.
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: His name is Trent. Look, I was only holding that gay pride flag as a joke. I thought that Trent made a lot of sense. He points out that both flags may have a good side, but it is their bad side that pulls them down. He mentions anal sex.
The Curmudgeon: Is that on the good side or the bad side of the flag?
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: Well, it's like when you enter a Presbyterian church. The room is tidy yet austere. You cannot feel the presence of Jesus.
Richard (of RBB): Maybe Jesus just stepped out to use the toilet? Does Tonto like anal sex?
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: It's Trent and NO! Anal sex is unnatural and a sin against God.
The Curmudgeon: Didn't god make the anus though? Maybe he should have designed it differently?
Richard (of RBB): Just to change the topic a bit, how's your quiz going? I hear I might be winning.
The Curmudgeon: Don't get too excited, last week's prize was a lifetime subscription to Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker's blog.
Richard (of RBB): There can't be a god!
Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker: I will pray for you both when I get to church this morning, but firstly I'll work in the church shop. Have fun boys, but don't sin.
[Robert the apathetic sanctimonious sinner, toilet cleaner, threatener of eternal damnation, music snob and sucker gets up and heads for the door]
The Curmudgeon: I'm going to tell Trent Horn about your flag.
[Robert chuckles]
Richard (of RBB): Well, I suppose we might as well wrap things up. You'll be wanting to get back to watch for more results on you quiz.
The Curmudgeon: No. Both of my readers have replied.
Richard (of RBB): What? You only have two readers?
The Curmudgeon: Well, the numbers are growing. I'm pretty sure my blog is popular in East Timor. And other places.
Richard (of RBB): Good on you TC. Now hurry along, I've got practice to do. Ciao tutti.
[people start to leave the studio and The Curmudgeon slowly gets to his feet]
* the original bass bagging site
3 commenti:
"Didn't god make the anus though? Maybe he should have designed it differently? "
Good point. You'd think that such an "all knowing" god would have known about check valves?
Check Valves - How They Work. A check valve, also called a one-way valve, is a device that allows the flow of fluids to move only in one direction. The primary purpose of a check valve is to prevent backflow in the system.
Good point Rob.
I suppose any sort of good point, with a watering function, could do the trick.
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