giovedì 27 febbraio 2025

Maybe I should try toddler jokes around here?

Thursday: Toddler sitting day.

8 to 5 with my little special friend who loves my jokes!

The great thing about toddlers is that you can tell them the same joke over and over again, and they still find it really funny.

Let's try a toddler joke on the blogging boys.

Here I go...

(I pretend to bump my head.)

"OUCH!"

Oops, no immediate response.

Here we go...

"Hey, are you living with 
aliens? That's old news Sparky.
TC."

"I'd rather watch my piddles around the toilet
dry! TC."

Ah well, I tried.

Have a nice day, blogger boys.

Ciao tutti.



17 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

"The great thing about toddlers is that you can tell them the same joke over and over again, and they still find it really funny".

I guess you're referring to those 'NOT' jokes and references to hardon.

Anonimo ha detto...

No, I'm NOT. Don't be so hardon me!

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Now that’s funny.
Your grandson must be teaching you something.

Anonimo ha detto...

It seems that I can't leave messages on Rob's blog anymore, but can a person go to Hell for using bad grammar and not proofreading what they write?

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Yes.

God

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I read that he doesn't want to receive messages from us because we're evil.

Anonimo ha detto...

Well, I know you're evil but I'm not so sure about me. 😂

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Yes, primeval is more appropriate to you I guess.

Anonimo ha detto...

Why is Hell no good at sport?
Because they are too friendly.

Hell0

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I guess that as far as humour goes you've settled to your natural level - toddler age.

Anonimo ha detto...

Evidently, on national statistics, toddler age humour is further up the scale than Whangarei humour.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

"I read that he doesn't want to receive messages from us because we're evil."
Is this actually true?

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

It's in his posts. Whether it's true or not is debatable. After all he does write about some pretty fantastical things.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

"The study of hell begins in our own souls. Everyone suspects a link between evil and hell. What is evil? Some atheists deny it exists. But these same people are often the most evil!. Hitler and Stalin for example. Evil has to do with free choices. It is all around and in us. Even in commenters on blogs. Evil governments have killed countless people in the twentieth century. In cold methodical savagery. It doesn't make sense. Evil is the most visible of all realities. Only evil can be empirically proven. No one freely admits to being capable of evil. What dark secret thoughts do we harbour. What if we could act them out. What if your life fell apart. What if you were starving. Or oppositely if you had total control and unlimited power. There are a lot of evil people who never get the opportunity to work it out. Think about your inner capacity for evil. Do you take pleasure in another's downfall. Purposely hurting, communication that is hypocritical. The worst are where you persist regardless of the pain you are causing others. Have you ever wanted to be bitter and mean instead of light hearted and happy. Many of your thoughts are toxic. "

- Rob in 'Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here' February 25 2025

Anonimo ha detto...

Okay.

RBB

Rob ha detto...

The ban on comments has been lifted.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

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