domenica 22 febbraio 2026

The Holy Bible according to Richard (of RBB)

 


In the beginning there could have been absolutely nothing, or maybe something already existed. No one really knowns, though humans like to make up stories. As far as we know, there were no perfect beings taking care of everything. There were no devils or demons. At some point humans evolved. 

Some early male humans had funny beards.

Quite a few humans had funny ways of filling in time.


Someone worked out that, if you had some sort of organisation that claimed to know how everything started and how it will end, you could make a lot of money. They formed a church and made up lots of stories. They had to kill a lot of people, but they did make lots of money. Their church is still going strong and they call the people who work for the church paedophiles.

To be continued.*




* Or, maybe not.

6 commenti:

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Hey, this has been quite a popular post! Obviously the Catholic clergy need to tidy up their act. Robert likes to ignore it, but fancy having so many clergy who take advantage of children!

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Yes, I agree.

Rob ha detto...

Oh please ..you allude to Darwin's theory of evolution I presume... please explain how his theory accounts for the origins of the universe let alone life!

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

And a god who can only fix his own mistakes by having his 'son' nailed to a cross? And who creates a 'devil' to be his enemy?

Rob ha detto...

How can you say no one really knows when scientists have explained the first second of creation and more in great detail?

Rob ha detto...

Yes fancy so many secular teaches being paedophiles too. It's shocking, but we don't close down the public schools.