giovedì 17 agosto 2023

Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater.

 



I wonder if The Curmudgeon (Peter) has a thing for or against pumpkins?

"They're hard to bite. Look at my lip!"

Peter, Peter, he is a kind,

Who doesn't like chilled red wine.

A restaurant served him some of that stuff

And it made him very gruff.

Although he still ate his main,

Next day he went back to complain.

He hit the maitre d' with a pumpkin shell,

Since that day he hasn't been very well. (le maitre d')


I guess Peter needs to learn that he can't solve all problems with a pumpkin.

Hey, this is another weird post that was made possible when The Curmudgeon decided that it was somehow interesting to post about a computer keyboard lamp.

Ciao tutti.


6 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

And I used to like fiction .....

Anonimo ha detto...

Ah, stop your moaning.

"You're becoming a bit of a bore." said Gloria.

Richard (of RBB)

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Gloria had lots of good sayings.

Was this one of hers - "Richard, go ....."?
No, probably not.

Anonimo ha detto...

No. She would have said, "Richard, you're getting a bit kinky."

Richard (of RBB)

Anonimo ha detto...

Well, when Mr. Conroy came for the second time trying to sell insurance (church and school connections) she said, "You're becoming a bit of a nuisance!" Mr. Conroy was not impressed, but he did stop coming.

Richard (of RBB)

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Ha ha. I like that. Your mother was a strong woman.