Noah's Ark.

 Okay, we all know the story of Noah's Ark.

Basically, God got pissed off with people, so His first thought was to wipe them all out and start again. Noah was a good man, so God decided to spare him, along with his wife, his three sons and their wives. Some other men were good too but, hey, he couldn't fit every Tom, Dick and Harry onto his planned method of escape. 

God told Noah to build an ark (to specifications in The Bible) and to gather up two of every living animal (he specified one of each sex, and no two gay animals) and put them on the ark. Earthworms were a bit of a problem because they are hermaphrodites. God chose to include them and overlook this small problem. *

He only took two of these in case a bird ate one
while they were lining up to get onto the boat.

Some of you might think that getting kangaroos, from that continent they would later call Australia, would be a huge problem. Let's not even mention Aotearoa! It seems it wasn't. Look closely at the picture below.

Bottom left hand corner.

I don't know how he did it, but Noah had kangaroos covered. 

Animals were made to promise that they wouldn't eat other animals on the boat. That talking donkey in The Bible was able to translate the request so that all animals understood. 

God also had to get back in touch with Satan and ask him to set up the Original Sin episode again when the flood had died down. Adam's three boys were renamed Adam 1, Adam 2 and Adam 3. Their wives took the names Eve 1, 2 and 3. It seems that God thinks of everything. Well, except the little worm muck up and getting two moa from Aotearoa.** I'm pretty sure that there were no moa on the ark. Well, they do look a little bit like ostriches.

Okay, okay, I hear you atheists. You're still worried about how kangaroos got there. You obviously haven't read your Bible thoroughly.

Check out John 426:33

"For God, apart from having to wipe out virtually everyone when there is a problem, nothing is impossible. He called animals from the ends of the Earth to the Middle East and they swam there.

Come on! Have a little faith!

* That he had really created for himself.

** This is why moa really became extinct.