Which is harder to throw, a gumboot or a sock? Does a nose ring make throwing these things easier?

 Study these gumboots for a moment.

When does a gumboot become a sock, or a sock become a gumboot?

Peter has spent quite a bit of time bragging lately about how good he is at throwing a gumboot.

Hey, just a sec, look at this gumboot that belongs to Peter.

It is just about as much sock as boot!

Hey, that's cheating!

No wonder he can throw it so far!

Okay, I can hear you, this throwing contest was in the 1980s. Maybe he cut down a boot and sewed it to a sock to make it look bigger?

Hey, this was the guy who saw an opportunity to make a profit from selling communion hosts. No stoop is too low for this guy!

And why is Robert now wearing a nose ring?

These two guys are up to something!

Something fishy is going on here.

I think it's time that these two bloggers were investigated!