Okay, moving right along.

 As you know, Peter has been playing around with a thing called 'doppelganger'. I think it's where you find people who look a bit like yourself. Please let me say that I don't know whether it is true or not that Peter was found to have a 32% likeness to Donald Trump and that was the reason he got a haircut.

"No resemblance now!"

For whatever reason, it also put Robert off trying to pass himself off as Dougall.

Now it appears that Robert is obsessed with fish n chips and making puns about air fryers.

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fryer

As Gloria would have said, "You're becoming a bit of a fish n chips crank, Robert!"

Rob is also reading an old text that evidently goes back to 700BC. Some guy who is named after a penis (Jimmy) is quoting from something called the Apocalypse of Moses. I gather it's a book that someone found lying around. 

"Hey dear, I was just getting on with our downsizing and I found this! It says inside that it was written around 700BC!"

"But Matey, this house is probably less than a hundred years old! How would it have finished up in our spare lounge?"

"It was being used to prop up one of the legs on the snooker table!"

The bit Rob shows us starts off with...

It sounds like Eve is telling the story. Is it really like a woman to take a man's story and give it more detail? In any case, it sounds like a direct quote of what happened.

Actually, if you read the whole quote, on Rob's blog, God doesn't sound like a very pleasant chap.

I'll leave you there for today - I have practice to do and a drive to tidy up.

Ciao tutti.