Be ready.
Can you?
Don't be so sure you're right!
Every fish has its day.
Fish are entitled to days.
Gulls are too.
Happiness comes to all creatures.
Including atheists.
Jolly good.
Keep going.
Leave no doors shut.
Mention a month.
November.
One blogger.
Peter.
Queues form when he does a blog on windows.
Robert always comments on these posts.
Someone needs to thank...
The Curmudgeon.
Underrated, he is.
Very much so.
When he played the...
Xylophone.
Yesterday.
Zzzzzzzzz.
* * *
This is a new thing that I've just invented - using the alphabet to put together sentences, one starting with each letter.
Seven letters were chosen to represent the alphabet. 'a' was used twice. Why? Speaking of 'y', it didn't make the cut. In my opinion, alphabex would have worked quite well. So would abecidofu. That one uses all the vowels.
Sorry but using 'Zzzzzzzzz' for the last letter may seem like a bit of a cop out.* Most people would have probably used Zebra or Zoo. The story could have been crafted so that Peter's window posts ended up in the zoo.
Okay, I'm going to make a prediction. If I'm wrong, I'll give all the bloggers around here a bottle of Cleanskin.
Here goes.
Robert will write a comment using my alphabet sentences invention. Then he'll go and play in the church band where they'll play the alphabet song.
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| Flute lady: "But ABC is a little kids' song. What's it got to do with worship?" Guitarist: "Next thing we'll be playing Death Metal. Has Rob gone to the toilet?" Rob [out of picture]: "Sorry, nature called. Remember that the job's not over until the paperwork is done. I think that Mary will like my song. It'll remind her of when Jesus was little." Flute lady: "Fucking hell! I doubt that Jesus spoke English!" Rob [still out of picture]: "Have fun but don't swear because that's a sin." |
Well, there you go, this was a novel post, and I know you all enjoyed it.
* A policeman heads out to the supermarket.
29 commenti:
Cleanskins?
We don’t want no stinking cleanskins.
With thanks to ‘The Treasure of the Sierra Madre’.
Anyway why should I comment just
Because RBB says I
Can. Cleanskin Cabernet.
Zebra
Two disappointing comments so far.
RBB
Hey, who is surrounding me?
Idiots!
RBB
So this is what goes for wit in Lower Hutt.
At least they're half way there.
Half wit.
Half wit, half serious.
The standards in Whangarei are set
Just above the wit levels in Moera.
The letters in Moera
Contain the first three letters
Of moron.
Whangarei, Whangarei,
Where the wit is shit.
"Being defeated is often a a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent."
Marilyn Vos Savant
Sorry about the 'a a'. No, I wasn't trying to sound like Robert or Peter.
RBB
Rob probably thought it was a reference to the AA.
RBB
This isn't a good argument promoting Greater Wellington as being a centre of wit, culture and intelligence compared with say, The Far North.
Just saying as Robert used to say.
Ah well, stay where you are.
WRGAF
RBB
I got called a know all today, by a know all. It made me really think. To a know all, a know all is someone who argues with 'the ultimate truth', because know alls are always right. Maybe, in fact, I am a know all?
RBB
It has been a tough few weeks (months) for me.
1. I went to a jam at a 100th birthday celebration and didn't get to play.
2. I played at a funeral of an old friend and no one seemed to like my playing.
3. Today, someone close to our family told me that I'm a know all.
4. I'm spending the next few days at a gathering of people who don't really like my playing - I have often played, at their previous events, while dinner is being prepared. I'll avoid playing this time and practise in my room.
5. Then, soon after, I have a colonoscopy.
My tummy has given my much grief for many, many months.
Ah well. That's life.
Sleep well.
RBB
Have you found my blue sock yet?
It's under the bed.
RBB
It's under the bed.
RBB
Under the bed.
Well, near it.
In a positive way of course 🙂
I hope that those friends of yours appreciate your musical contribution this time.
I've still got some old Neil Diamond CDs I can urgently courier to you if not.
Thanks. Send them up.
RBB
Having wit, only half is needed (but) -
When moving from Whangarei to the Hutt and,
No need to bother Moera,
Where, I know Wainui is nearer and
The wits of Moera
Can be counted on the first three fingers of either hand,
But, let's face it, Wainui's slogan is a two fingered salute!
To Chloe and Richard Prouse, who didn't have a house named after him ,
But a park (which was inconveniently placed miles away from wherever visitors want to go)
Whangarei, Whangarei people,
Stay at home.
Hot August Night?
Well maybe Diamond’s song ‘A Little Less Conversation’ is appropriate given your silence.
Not long back from Havelock North. I played a short violin set for the people in our house last night. Afterwards Mr Diamond showed me a piece by someone else that he thought would fit nicely into my set.
Cazzo.
RBB
Is a short violin related to a miniature piano?
Go work on your reading skills, TC.
RBB
What 'TF' did they teach you in 3P?
RBB
Oh yes, they had jokes like, "Better Latin never!"
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