martedì 25 marzo 2025

Good morning...

 ... reader(s) of the original bass bagging site.

I'm up early again - I am showered and dressed, and it is 6.28am as I begin to write.

I'm still in recovery mode and each night (sleep) is a bit of an unknown experience. However, I'm going into work today with Signora Violina.

And her new strings.

My intention is to teach my students about the huge potential of practising with Atomic Habits.

I'm very pleased that my Potassium levels are now normal.

Okay, I promised to help Peter with some jokes. Here are a few to start him off.

A horse goes into a bar. The barman asks, "Why the long face?"

The best was to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the 'p' is silent.

Bad puns? It's how eye roll.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in grease.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

Okay, TC, I think these jokes could work very well for you in the Nui. You can just drop one in occasionally when you're talking to a local.

Hey, no need for thanks!

Ciao tutti.







11 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

Ha, ha, Richard, I like those jokes!

Phillip Edward Nis

Anonimo ha detto...

Richard, The The you The The are a clown The The and a good The The one The The!

The The The Guy

Anonimo ha detto...

Good on you, bass bagging boy. I must have a read of that book you've been mentioning.

Bin Hire

Anonimo ha detto...

I don't like the colour of those new strings!

Akish The Philistine

Anonimo ha detto...

Oops, 6.28am as I begin to write. I'll have to remember to fix that when I get home this afternoon.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

OK, and maybe fix the other typo while you’re at it.

Anonimo ha detto...

I might start calling you RRReter because you're a smart Rs.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Ha ha funny guy. Just remember, if you go for a swim down there, to swim at high tide because when the tide (Te Reo) goes out potassium becomes possum.




Mind you, that might be considered a delicacy in 'The Nui'.

Anonimo ha detto...

I wish I understood that joke.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Won't work in the Nui.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

OK, I'll keep looking for places in "Ortal Bay'