giovedì 17 luglio 2025

A new form of intelligence is sweeping blogging sites.

 It is known as RI and it is already making changes to the way things were and making predictions.

For Example:

The capital of Thailand will now be known as Whackdick.

This blog recently changed its name but where are the posts?

"When a blog stops putting comments on other blogs, 
its end is near." says RI.

I suspect that you're beginning to see the power of RI.

Okay, back to my practice.


My music practice is easy now because I'm using RI. I can even get bagpipes sounds out of my violin. All I have to do is play one of the notes in the one available scale a bit flat. Sometimes I make two notes a bit flat and that sounds even better!
On my bass playing tunes is now easy. Music theory is a waste of time. RI tells me that there are only 12 different notes in music, using the tempered system. Play any note and you have a 1 in 12 chance of picking the best note. Those are pretty good odds. Who knows, if you pick a 'bad' note, you might sound like a jazz musician?

I'm also using RI to make humerous pictures. Check out this one:

I took this picture


and look what I did to it!


Pretty unbelievable, eh!


One blogger has contributed to RI by showing how we can successfully change our language.

Read this:

"Yestoday I went to the Wearhouse to by one of there sellphones."

Hey, it works, eh! Everyone can understand it!

Thanks to RI English language is now becoming easier for the slower members of our community.

I mean, whatever you write, you have a choice of there, their and they're. You can also freely choose between to, too and two!

If a word sounds the same as another, just choose whichever one you like!

Go RI!




3 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Fall, full and fool comes to mind.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Far cough and fuck off come to mind.

Rob ha detto...

Robert ponders how someone obsessed with correct grammar can drop a comma; let alone use bar room obsenities.