In the beginning there was Scientia.

Richard 2:1 In the beginning there was Scientia. Scientia said, "Let there be light." and there was light. Scientia said, "Let the be stars and planets." and there were stars and planets. Scientia said, "Let there be lots of other things." and there were lots of other things. Scientia let other things evolve and eventually there were men and women human beings. An activity called bonking was responsible for the huge number of humans who showed up. On what should have been called Richmas Day, 20th August 1952, Scienta's only 'son', Richard, was born. It was not an immaculate conception, two humans were involved - a man and a woman. Years later Richard would be charged with writing the Holy Gospel. This would clear up a lot of nonsense.

Richard 2:2 Beware of AI. If there is one truly evil thing in this world, it is AI. AI is when thinking stops. AI is when things are approximated so that anything can sound true. We have already seen this with attempts at finding and proving the existence of many gods. Scientia has said, "Please do not put false gods before me." The idea of a god is that the proposed entity would be perfect in every way. Some would say, "Who am I to judge god?" but that is like saying, "Can god build a rock so big that even he can't lift it?" Playing with words is what the founders of many religions try to pass off as proof, but their choice of the word faith gives this all away.

Ah men and women.