The story goes (told on his latest post "GETTING THE MILES IN") that Peter pissed himself, while visiting Island Bay, and had to dry out the contents of his bag because they all got soaked.
"While sitting for about a quarter of an hour the bag, wallet and phone dried out and, by carefully positioning the book, the warm breeze ruffled the pages in the sunshine and fairy quickly dried that out too."
Okay, I hear you, it could have been just one more of his numerous grammatical errors and he might have been referring to the Cook Strait Ferry.
Hey, but ask yourself, how would a ferry have dried the contents of his pissed over bag?
No, it was a fairy.
Robert would probably argue that it was an angel that he mistook for a fairy.
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| "Luke 2:4 It was his guardian angel." |
Angel vs Fairy. Pretty much the same thing. Maybe atheists have guardian fairies?
Anyway, it's good that he got the bag dried out. Still, the mystery remains, how did he manage to get the piss all over his bag?
Maybe he was holding the bag with one hand and Jimmy with the other? Maybe his hands got too close together?
Ah well, I guess it's material for another post.
I'm off to work.
Ciao tutti.
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