lunedì 23 marzo 2026

What if Jesus had been named Clive?

Clive Hoolihan?

Imagine saying that when you stubbed your toe!

"Clive Hoolihan!"






I'm off to do some practice soon. I'll start with the violin today because I actually did more double bass practice than violin practice yesterday. I guess I'm just trying to get my hours up on the bass. Doing an unaccompanied instrumental gig is going to be hard work. There are certainly many aspects of my playing to work on; some are quite subtle but important. 

Okay, I'm off to practise now.
Don't worry about sinning, AND there is no such place as Hell. Just like there wasn't actually an old lady who lived in a shoe.



Ciao tutti.

8 commenti:

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Would God the Father fart sometimes?

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Well, he did invent the toilet. Well, I assume that it was his idea.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

There are three entities (two men and a bird) in the one true god. Three entities with working bottoms, one assumes.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Does God the Father have a name like his 'son' does?

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

I assume that the Holy Ghost has a name too.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Mickey, Jesus and Tweet?

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

Or would G the F be something like Graham?

Graham, Jesus and Tweet seems to work better.

Richard (of RBB) ha detto...

In the name of Graham,
Jesus and Tweet.
Ah men, and a bird.

Our father, who farts in Heaven,
Hello, Graham is your name.
This king doesn't come.
You did the same thing on Earth,
As it is in Heaven.
Still you got it into Mary's womb, Jesus!
Mary, mother of a third of God,
Get rid of this sinning shit,
We've already got death to worry about.
Ah men, and a bird.