Uriel hated his own name. He'd been told, by the boss, that his name meant 'God is my light' and that he was the angel of wisdom, but the other three well known archangels often pretended to get his name wrong and called him Urine.
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Gabriel, Michael and Raphael were known as the big three and, to be honest, they could be arrogant buggers.
How does one become an archangel?
Archangels are made, not promoted. God has made a hierarchy of living things. It sort of goes in this order:
Archangels, angels, humans, apes, cats, dogs, rats, cockroaches, fish, trees, grass. Obviously, I've left out quite a few species, but you get the idea.
Lucifer was a big letdown for the angels, but he now serves a useful purpose in his role as Satan. Some have suggested that, behind the scenes, Satan and God are good mates. After all, running Hell is a very important job and God wouldn't give it to an imbecile.
Angels and archangels don't have to be good to get into Heaven - they're already there. You can see that being created at the top of the ladder has a lot of advantages. How many times have you seen slugs mentioned (in a good way) in The Bible?
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Well done.
With a bit more work you could climb from that bottom rung and become an atheist.
Thanks. My mother was always pregnant so I wondered if I fitted into that category.
Spero che tu stia mangiando il pallone da rugby perché l'Italia dorme tutto il giorno con il Canada.
Soltanto il calcio è importante per un italiana.
Shish!
Lord of the Rings?
Robert said in a comment on my blog: "Come St Michael the archangel, come and protect!"
My confirmation name is Michael - named after Archangel Michael.
I have to say that when I've been in trouble St Michael the archangel never showed up.
Perhaps he was busy those days.
Maybe Robert can shed some light on this.
Hey, thanks for the phone call TC.
That's OK. He hasn't written anything much of consequence since that one about Carvin Throble.
Would the Archangel Urine approve of you boys making silly little jokes? The word 'archangel' contains the word 'change'. God put that in to tell you to change your silly little jokes. A good Chistian would have spotted that.
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