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Robert must have been reading the Baltimore Catechism because his prediction was correct. I was found slumped over my bass in a library and they've sent me to Hell. Hey, it's not all bad here. I know a few of the people and there is no Mr. Linford. I haven't seen Brother Benedict either, so I was lucky to avoid Heaven. Evidently it is full of religious nutters from many different religions. They also say that lots of young women get assigned for eternity to suicide bombers and the like.
I passed last Monday and, on arrival, the first job Satan gave me was to make up a book (with backing tracks) of Irish music - that's the music where they keep playing the melody over and over again. Sheesh!
Evidently I've got to play all the tunes on the Hell equivalent of Saturday. (They call Saturday Double Burn) So, I can see why it is called Hell.
There are a lot of trombonists here too. You do recognise a few faces from history but I haven't seen Hitler yet. Maybe he confessed on his death bed? There is a bar nearby. It has very cheap beer and Cleanskin wine.
They have a picture of Putin up in the bar with the words, "See you soon." The locals find it funny.
They also run a sweepstake on who is still on Earth but may finish up here. I've seen a few names of interest, but we're not allowed to tell you guys.
Hey, I'd better go and practise that devilish Irish music. I don't want to earn time in the Heat Chamber.
Ciao from Hell.
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I liked to observation that murderers like suicide bombers are rewarded with virgins in paradise. Whatever did the virgins do to get shacked up with nasty killers? It's another example of the contempt that moslems (and most religions) hold women in.
Google cocked up the spelling but you get the idea.
I’m in Akaroa.
Will post tomorrow evening.
Hopefully it’ll be a good post but won’t have as much toilet humour in it that Robert’s latest post has. If I employ arithmetic though, it will be more accurate than his.
You will see that as I’m using an iPad I’m unable to comment on Robert’s blog as he still hasn’t sorted out his settings.
Ha ha, the money you spend each year on KFC and other takeaway food could buy you at least two “overly expensive iPads”.
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Hell obviously has no internet connection.
I guess that is a definition for it for those addicted to their cellphones and social media Apps.
Apsley Gorge pinot noir from Tasmania. I recommend it. It doesn't need to be chilled.
Sorry - forgot the context.
We're drinking it at present but you might have picked up on that.
Are finishing off with a Cleanskin?
Well, given your appalling grammar, you probably are.
Sheesh! Sorry, caught out again!
It a nice Cleskin thouh.
I live in Northland not Auckland.
Is Richard still looking for cleanskins in Martinborough?
I suggest that he checks out the slipe factories in the area.
Mmm - still no new reports from the bass bag.
I'm worried that your posting statistics will suffer.
No doubt a Google report (with graphs) will be forthcoming.
Look, here's a bit of advice if you haven't already accessed Robert's blog.
Avoid yesterday's post that was several pages long on stuff he copied and pasted on the Vatican II conference and just go to the summary he wrote and posted today.
No need to thank me.
Thank you. Glad to see you boys having fun.
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