domenica 10 dicembre 2023

Is Peter going back to the church?

He called them various things, like alter egos, imaginary friends and extensions of The Curmudgeon's persona, but now it appears that these comments may be coming back to haunt Peter! The one they call Toe Knee Hand Cock has been bitten on the bottom! The entities that Peter insulted are coming out with a different story to those Peter is trying to push on his blog.

It has all come about because of a comment by Robert.


Our sources say that Peter, contrary to what he is posting, has actually accepted Robert's offer of a Catholic style tour. It appears that he has even helped Robert purchase a papal style van.

Peter will certainly get the best view of
the 'round the bays' tour in this!

Although you can expect to see Peter working in Lower Hutt church shops in February, next year, it is not certain that he will be entering the priesthood in the immediate future. Still, he does have a history of feeding people communion hosts. In other words, he has the necessary experience. We'll have to wait and see how it turns out.
Our sources tell us that Robert is very happy and looking forward to next February.

God bless you, Peter!


7 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

Good to see the truth coming out.

Bin Hire

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Like watching a sewer outlet pipe.

Anonimo ha detto...

If that's what you enjoy watching Toe Knee.

Phillip Edward Nis

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

It's a pity I wasn't relegated to the 'G' classes at school. I might have enjoyed the low-brow humour more.

Anonimo ha detto...

Hey, I was in 3A at Auckland Grammar!
They said on my report, "He's a thinking kind of guy."

Phillip Edward Nis

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

I think Philip, that the report was initially made on a dic (appropriate) taphone and was transcribed wrong. The typist wrongly typed 'wan' as 'thin'.

I hope that this helps.

Anonimo ha detto...

Is that a 3P attempt at a joke? At my school 3P the 16th class down. Down in the coal mine!

Phillip Edward Nis