sabato 21 dicembre 2024

A little bit of help for Christmas.



Okay, Christmas is upon us! Shops are full and finding a car park is a real challenge, but there is still a lot of shopping to do. A lot. Why do we always leave it so late? There is food shopping, don’t forget the wine, last minute Christmas decoration shopping and pressies still to buy. Yes pressies! Who really knows what Uncle Tom would like? We did screwdrivers last year, and humorous socks before that. Humorous socks? You know, socks with funny pictures and funny things written on them like, “No fox given.” With a picture of a fox.

What we need is a simple gift that can be given to everyone.

Well, I think I’ve found it!

It’s a phone app and it’s not expensive.

If you’re making a big meal on the 25th., to feed quite a few people, there’s one thing you’d better stock up on. Toilet paper.

Hang on, don’t panic, let me tell you of a neat gift idea.

THE TOILET PAPER APP!

People just load it onto their phone and then, at ‘clean up time’, they simply use their phone.

As I said, this app is not expensive AND think what you’ll save on toilet paper!

Enjoy your Christmas.

Oh, and next time you use your phone (after Christmas day), don’t hold it too close to your face.




4 commenti:

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Have fun with your humerous socks.
I guess that they are pretty long and go all the way from your feet to your armpit.

"The humerus is the long bone in the upper arm that runs from the shoulder to the elbow".

Anonimo ha detto...

Have fun TC, but don't sin.

RBB

Rob ha detto...

I wonder if that app also wipes ....hey thunder outside ....

Anonimo ha detto...

I think that TC might be sinning.

RBB