mercoledì 5 marzo 2025

Hell's Bowels.

 Here's a good riddle that will have you laughing when you get the answer...

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PEPPERMINT THAT IS COVERED WITH GRATED CARROT?





Only smart bloggers can work this one out!

Good luck. Leave your answer in a comment.

21 commenti:

Anonimo ha detto...

A grate tasting minty carrot?

Phillip Edward Nis

Anonimo ha detto...

Nope.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

A great orange that makes your breath smell better?

Bin Hire

Anonimo ha detto...

Nope.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Donald Trump eating a peppermint.

Gilbert Chesterton

Anonimo ha detto...

Nope.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

A grate orangemint?

That's how Robert would spell your Orange Blossom Special jam notes.

Anonimo ha detto...

Ha ha, but nope.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Okay, I think it's fair to say that TC got the closest. In reality, there is no correct answer. I was just wasting your time. 😂 Sorry, but the good news is that there is no hell. So relax and commit a sin or two.
Go for it, but just little ones.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Thanks. I don't mind committing a sin or two - not murder and I disapprove of adultery but anything else is on the cards.

Robert wrote (copied without attribution) this nonsense on his blog post:

"There will just be just the vices. Hate, anger, envy....we will hate everyone there and they will hate us. We will be angry at God and everyone. In a way we will be envious of those not in hell, despite choosing it."

I must admit that it sounds a bit like The Curmudgeons Inc.'s charter.

Sin sounds a lot more fun than holiness.

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

Oh ... did I win anything?

Anonimo ha detto...

No.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

No posts?

Anonimo ha detto...

Hey, on Thursdays I spend nine hours plus looking after my nearly two year old grandson. I change his pooey nappies, teach him really good jokes, feed him and clean up the mess, show him buses, cars, trains and trucks (all of which he loves), put him down for a sleep and I never mention that lie called hell. After that it's Cleanskins and bed.

RBB

THE CURMUDGEON ha detto...

So, just like blogging then - dealing with childish people, cleaning up messes, taking people on virtual bass bagging tours, putting people to sleep and employing very old 'dad' jokes?

Carry on.

Rob ha detto...

The answer is : "Menthe poivrée recouverte de carottes râpées".

Did you know that most people in hell didn't believe it existed.

Anonimo ha detto...

You don't know who is in heaven and who is in hell. You actually don't have a clue.

RBB

Rob ha detto...

That sounds like a Trumpism.

Anonimo ha detto...

Okay, name three people who are definitely in hell, see more.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Well, I know thar David can see more.

RBB

Anonimo ha detto...

Thar = that.