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| Which god are you talking about? There have been a lot of us. |
Some of our readers are pretty obsessed with how many times their name gets a mention on our posts. Robert. Robert. Robert. Robert. I suppose that's just hero worship. Peter. Peter.
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| Are you talking about the Christian god? He's the one who made Adam and Eve. |
Robert, Robert, Damien, Maria, Jimmy, Peter. Unfortunately Evolution, which is widely accepted now, rules out Adam and Eve. It also rules out Original Sin because the whole drama in The Garden of Eden didn't happen. Ralph, Jimmy, Maria, Robert.
Peter. So, if a god did poke his / her / its nose in, it must have come from somewhere else. Therefore it is, by definition, an alien. Robert, Robert.
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| Who? Me? |
Are we, Peter, Robert, Brent, really made in the image of the Christian god? That depends, as I've said before, on whether god really goes for a pee or bonks things. Otherwise, why would he need a cock, or she need a vagina? Robert. Remember how god is supposed to have taken care of Mary and the birth of Jesus. Peter, Peter. Immaculate conception! No genitals needed. That tells us something about god's method.
Robert, Peter, Peter, Malcolm, Brian.
Well, I'll leave it there for today. Wade.
Catch you all soon.
Postscriptum, I hope you're counting those names.
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| TTFN. |
7 commenti:
A go(o)d post .
That might explain that burning bush thing where god spoke to Moses.
It might have been an alien in a crashed spaceship asking for help.
In Exodus 3.4 God said to Moses, “I am who I am. This is what you are to say to the Israelites: ‘I am has sent me to you.’” Clearly 'God' or the alien was concussed and speaking nonsense.
Robert = 12.
Peter = 9.
Richard (of RBB)
Richard obsesses over the number of comments he gets on his posts.
Robert obsesses on how often he’s mentioned by name.
They’re pretty needy these Garden Road boys.
Well, needy anyway.
I believe in one God the Father almighty
The creator of heaven and earth.
And in His son Jesus Christ...
It makes more sense that JC was an alien than any of the silly bible stories.
This would explain a lot like walking on water, changing water to wine ( probably using freeze dried wine tablets) and ascending into the sky ( in his flying saucer maybe).
His real name was probably Jeeperzxxii Kryzkoff or something similar.
Just so you know - Robert didn’t read this post carefully.
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