The Garden Series. Part 3.

 Okay, after having read other bloggers discuss 'gardening' on their properties, I've decided to skip Parts 1 & 2. 

Here are things that could have occurred in the first two parts:

• Some garden ornaments need cleaning.
• My wife is upset with the state of the outside of our property because she has friends coming around.
• The lawns are very long.
• I will need to make a trip to the tip.
• The driveway looks messy.
• There's a tree that needs to be removed.
• The lawn mower is not working.
• A bank has collapsed, taking out half the house. (No, I think we'll leave that one.)
• The lights on the trailer aren't working.
• A dead shark has been washed up on the front lawn. (No. That's silly because I live inland.)
• There a six kilogram spider on the side of our house. (No, that's just silly.)
• Weeds are battling with plants for space in the gardens.
• There's an angel with no brains running around our property.
• I have no towbar on my car and I need to take stuff to the tip.
• The house needs a wash.
• There was a bit of wind last night and an outside chair has blown over.

Okay, okay, now I bet you wish you'd stayed with the violin practice plan.

Part 3.

Okay, if you're going to improve your gardens on your property, the first thing you need is a pile of dirt.

I went out and hired a digger.

Okay, I forgot that you need some way to get the dirt home and I don't have a towbar on my car. I guess I could scoop up some dirt with the digger and then drive the digger to my place. I could probably move all the dirt with about eleven trips. Maybe sixteen, looking more closely at the size of the dirt pile.

I'll have a think and continue this in Part 4.

I hope you're all enjoying this series.

Remember that YOU ASKED FOR IT.

Well, the violin practice series could have been a once in a lifetime chance.